Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v2: Eras Come To An End Edition

[Deffid]

@Deffid

Doubt anyone is surprised, maybe that it might really be 4,5 years, but everyone knew that he has to be older. BVB splashed tens of millions on that fraud ffs..

 

[Possum Jenkins]

I remember when Obafemi Martins was tearing it up at Inter at 18-19 years old. I was for sure he'd be a Ballon d'Or candidate very soon.

Could never figure out why he dropped off by the time he was 25 lol.

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo Darts WC kicking off on Sunday

 

[Dr J]

I remember when Obafemi Martins was tearing it up at Inter at 18-19 years old. I was for sure he'd be a Ballon d'Or candidate very soon.

Could never figure out why he dropped off by the time he was 25 lol.

I remember when all the Freddy Adu worshipers blindly praised his intellect—“Not only is he the next world super star, but he’s also a prodigy in the classroom, skipping two grades when he arrived in the US!”

 

[The_Renaissance]

Spoiler: 🇨🇭 fraud

Swissfraud has been fleetingly messaging me here and there over the past week. Said she was fine with staying in touch. Thought we were on good terms.

she messages me today going “we’re not dating, you don’t make the effort, you either make the effort and date someone or don’t and leave them alone. I’m not your pen pal and I’m not your friend.”

And I’m blocked Unhinged bitch. Still sucks and I’m feeling pretty rough about it all but it genuinely is probably for the best.

Tragic.

Lad. You dipped your wick, with a fit bird, didn't work out coz she was a bit mental. This is like general shit. Get back on the fucking horse innit. Maybe the same cycle happens again - you've still dipped your wick way more than me lately. I'd happily take a psycho for 2 weeks, haha.

Spoiler

1. No more long distance relationships. Chances that someone is going to pack up her life and move to be with you after a few meet ups and online communication is slim. If you want to chat with potential booty calls in other cities, go for it. Don’t limit yourself to a woman who doesn’t live near by, though.

2. Don’t ignore red flags. If a woman can’t control herself over little things, bigger life stressors will be a nightmare. Rip the BandAid and cut ties.

You dodged a bullet here and should be excited that you’ve been blocked. If she reaches back out, tell her to piss off.

This man speaks wisdom. A soothsayer, some might say. A prophet to some.

Looking forward to what Onana can do in the derby

I am as well. I reckon he's gonna do bonkers stuff that costs us a hammering, and I'm sort of masochistic now with United. Amorim needs to see how truly shit this is, and if the board are serious they back him to hell and back. Onana will NOT go 90mins at Cirty without doing something incredible, probably both ways - great save or two and a blooper of the season effort.

4-1 City. Then they'll lose to someone like Fulham next game.

 

[650lb Sumo]

England v Albania
7.45pm GMT, Friday 21 March 2025

England v Latvia
7.45pm GMT, Monday 24 March 2025

Andorra v England
5pm BST, Saturday 7 June 2025

England v Andorra
5pm BST, Saturday 6 September 2025

Serbia v England
7.45pm BST, Tuesday 9 September 2025

Latvia v England
7.45pm BST, Tuesday 14 October 2025

England v Serbia
7.45pm GMT, Thursday 13 November 2025

Albania v England
5pm GMT, Sunday 16 November 2025

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Cadbury chocolate Easter eggs spotted in B&M as shoppers say 'far too early'

Shoppers have spotted Cadbury White Creme Eggs and Mini Eggs in B&M stores across the UK - is December too early for chocolate Easter eggs?

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Cadbury has begun releasing Easter eggs in stores across the UK, despite being just days away from Christmas.

But despite still being part way through the festive season, shoppers have already begun spotting Cadbury Easter eggs in B&M stores across the country.

Shoppers have already spotted two of Cadbury's popular Easter treats in B&M stores - White Creme Eggs and bags of Mini Eggs.