Premier League 2017/18 v58: #RetiringFromFF Edition

[Clear Winner]

Skint ex-Arsenal defender Emmanuel Eboue hides from bailiffs, sleeps on pal's floor and can't afford washing machine

damn this is sad

Genuinely upset for the lad. Will offer him a pint and a Nando's if I seem him on road.

 

[frenz]

 

[Chules]

@frenzy pizza hut won

 

[frenz]

@frenzy pizza hut won

 

[Partlow]

Have a nice Christmas, retching on the bathroom floor.

 

[Chules]

My moms basement aka my room

if you didn't notice it was dodgy eating it, you're probably fine lol

 

[Chules]

i was gonna order it for later

...

my mum ordered it before me without telling me lmao

should be here shortly

 

[Partlow]

if you didn't notice it was dodgy eating it, you're probably fine lol

ive never had this kind before so wouldn’t know the difference

It was probably darker though than what it should be

 

[Chules]

ive never had this kind before so wouldn’t know the difference

It was probably darker though than what it should be

if you want medical advice from me, I'll give it to yer

ok so basically............

 

[frenz]

i was gonna order it for later

...

my mum ordered it before me without telling me lmao

should be here shortly

 

[frenz]

@Sebbe merry xmas

fun fact: in sweden they celebrate xmas today

 

[Chules]

im eating it now

oof

BOISTTTT

 

[frenz]

im eating it now

oof

BOISTTTT

wot u get

im hungry ffs

 

[Chules]

@frenzy pizza hut dip is SHIT

 

[frenz]

@frenzy pizza hut dip is SHIT

xmas is cancelled. day has been RUINED ffs tules mum

 

[Chules]

wot u get

im hungry ffs

chicken, donno what they call it coz i never order from there lol

im already full and have more than half left.

have a large one all to myself

lmao

 

[wang xiangzhai]

Lol I don't understand, why would you eat soup from a tin on Christmas Eve?

Whats going on? Are you being held against you will? Should we call someone? Just wink if it's yes

 

[Chules]

Lol I don't understand, why would you eat soup from a tin on Christmas Eve?

Whats going on? Are you being held against you will? Should we call someone? Just wink if it's yes

@Chris Partlow is on a soup diet until tomorrow

poor guy

 

[Chules]

if i eat anymore I'll probably vomit

that''s on top of the ice cream last night, 3 mince pies earlier and now this

saving it for later

DAT PROTEIN DOE

BOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: hayleybae tweet

have a good one guys

off for a bit too

xoxoxoxo