Premier League 2017/18 v58: #RetiringFromFF Edition

[Chules]

I was that guy

lol what's to gain BS'ing about it though?!?

like it doesn't affect me what you do

 

[UL]

lol what's to gain?!?

Help me on x y z
Plus
You seem more of a bad ass

"Yo you done assignment x y z"
"Nah fool fuck that shit, I'm too cool for that shit"
"But it needs to be submitted tomorrow"

 

[blokeybloke]

Christmas is incomplete without cake.

How to make Kate Middleton's sticky toffee pudding

https://www.purewow.com/recipes/kat...=26804&utm_content=Arts_and_Culture_editorial

 

[blokeybloke]

In my emails spam i'm getting birthday greetings from family to a facebook acct my Mrs started in my name years ago but then deactivated

 

[Shamrocker]

bless u too

<[analyzed}>Lol..noice bruv!

 

[frenz]

Used to love Grandads Paxo

Lool it’s not Paxo, Aldi I think

 

[Chules]

Help me on x y z
Plus
You seem more of a bad ass

"Yo you done assignment x y z"
"Nah fool fuck that shit, I'm too cool for that shit"
"But it needs to be submitted tomorrow"

lool

Once I was like:

'you'll end up doing fine, I'll take what you get right now'

and she snapped then apologised to me like an hour or two after

 

[Chules]

On a Chvrches binge today



is there a better singer out there than BaeBerry?

NO.

 

[Da Speeit]

They got outcoached & outsmarted.

Barca were patient af, scored the first goal & Zizou filled his pants. Taking 2 guys off Messi opened the floodgates.

Valverde schooled him

We left the wings open, shut down the middle. No one to cross or lay one off to.

I just cant believe them beating us in two preseason fixtures was the basis for their "oncoming dominance" lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Not 28 yet and has 3 x Bundesliga, 3 x Champions League, 1 x La Liga + shit load of minor cups, too.

Wish United had a few overrated players.

Yet is still overrated as fuck somehow

United could field an "overrated" best 11

 

[Da Speeit]

Beautiful goal that. The simple looking ones always get me.

Sergi Roberto will never get th credit he deserves but that kid is elite

 

[blokeybloke]

Kept hearing this annoying chip chip chip chip noise coming from out the kitchen. Asked Mrs what she's doing & she said peeling potatoes. She volounteered to do the mash for her mums xmas dinner later. 20mins on & I can still hear this chip chip fucking chip noises. Asked how many potatoes she's left to peel & she told me to go fuck myself.

Goes in there to give her a hand & i swear fn down she's still on her first fn yukon gold.

She swears its a dodgy peeler LOL

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo @Almighty Angus @UltimateVictory @Concrete

click play


OH SHIT

 

[Chules]

& she told me to go fuck myself.

loooool

what a lass!

 

[Chules]

That KSI / Big Man Shaq vid is fucking gold

ASNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Sebbe]

@Da Speeit

Haha I KNEW IT

 

[blokeybloke]

 

[Chules]

timestamped

DEAD

 

[LEWIS540]

Yet is still overrated as fuck somehow

United could field an "overrated" best 11

I don't think you know what overrated means, then..........

 

[xtramob]

Lmao forgot about this