Premier League 2017/18 v2: Darkside Bozos Edition

[Money509]

Truly spoken like someone who's been watching football and Barça and Madrid since last week.

Been a real mardid fan since i was like 10

 

[Gazwald]

No idea what that this is but lets do this.

It's like British bulldog but you eat far too much curry and have bowel problems. The word's out that he's a dog wanker but he's a nice kid and I hope they go easy on him.

 

[Rawex]

There I was thinking you just got drunk and watched the goal highlights.

Well 1 out of 2 is not bad. I got drunk, watched Real youth team play and then i masturbated over Asensio. But dont tell @Tules, he will get jealous.

 

[Rawex]

It's like British bulldog but you eat far too much curry and have bowel problems. The word's out that he's a dog wanker but he's a nice kid and I hope they go easy on him.

Do i get beer?

 

[Rawex]

Stop what?

You are not getting Asensio.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

PSG should drop a bid on asensio. Return Di maria to them.

His value just went up to $200m though

I honestly wasn't sold on him either, until today.

Like I've been saying, Barca need at least one fast, dynamic offensive weapon. Messi and Suarez vs 5 defenders isn't gonna work. Deulofeu is Villarreal or Real Sociedad-level.

 

[Gazwald]

. Do you actually know the rules? I only realised it was a thing a few months back when I stumbled across it and still haven't figured them out.

It's more complicated than it looks. I never fully figured it out. It actually is pretty similar to british bulldog.

 

[Scuba]

Marcos fucking asensio

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Well 1 out of 2 is not bad. I got drunk, watched Real youth team play and then i masturbated over Asensio. But dont tell @Tules, he will get jealous.

HalaRawexBless.

 

[Gazwald]

Do i get beer?

Yeh man, Sikhs drink like the best of us.

 

[Rawex]

Yeh man, Sikhs drink like the best of us.

Can they keep up with Russians?

 

[Edwin]

Second leg is on Wednesday at the Bernabeú.

This isn't Emery's PSG, so I don't see Barça making a comeback.

 

[Rawex]

This isn't Emery's PSG, so I don't see Barça making a comeback.

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[Twelve75]

Am I the only one who is wondering why Barca didn't buy a world class defender?
Mascherano is done, Pique is struggling quite often imo, Umtiti is okay (I guess...haven't seen much from him, so forgive me if he is better than I think), Vermaelen...well

They have more than a few who are 30 or more and will be difficult to replace in the coming years.

 

[Gazwald]

Can they keep up with Russians?

Individual basis dude. Khabib would wreck Kabaddi. It'd be caled Khabibdi by the time he finished with it.

 

[Da Speeit]

damn another bullet goal. 3-1 Madrid. Barca in shambles.

sans an own goal, we looked as good as your negroes did. Ill take it

 

[Edwin]

Been a real mardid fan since i was like 10

Yeah... I've been a PSG fan since I was 8...

 

[Kooshin Diini]

You are not getting Asensio.

Probably not but what a goal.

 

[Rawex]

Yeah... I've been a PSG fan since I was 8...

This is correct, we used to be neighbours back in the day.

 

[Money509]