Premier League 2016/17 Thread v92: Conte Out! Edition

[UVee]

I mean this in the nicest and most respectful way possible

she's a savage bitch

She says I have small pipi

 

[Hatredcopter]

What benefits are you seeing?

More energy, feeling healthier, no waking up in a pool of your own vomit

always had energy, perhaps too much
never woke in vomit before
don't have beer/jager/irish carbomb glasses

actually did once have a vom experience
after school leavers ball
(picture a young HC ~ 2000)
actually don't picture it
woke and found my ball-clothes nicely folded on the neghboring bed/chair
covered in puke

1st hangover 2 days later

 

[Chules]

She says I have small pipi

good enuff for me

 

[Hatredcopter]

so you picked up an mdma habit instead. gotcha

nah, dropped that too

 

[Hatredcopter]

you forgot nttawwt

@Tules is more than a man, NEAR 6ft BOIST I'll tell you that right now.

not good with acronyms
whats nttawwt
and boist
6' ain't tall

 

[blokeybloke]

Hi Marlon,

did you manage to get any autographs off the female Vietnamese volleyballers who shared the venue at your last WSOF Title fight?

 

[frenz]

nah, dropped that too

HC all grown up, tears in my eyes

 

[EOW]

March


May allow pre-season friendly tournament in February doe lol

lol your willpower has already crumbled by a month in the space of 2 posts

She says I have small pipi

like I said, savage

always had energy, perhaps too much
never woke in vomit before
don't have beer/jager/irish carbomb glasses

actually did once have a vom experience
after school leavers ball
(picture a young HC ~ 2000)
actually don't picture it
woke and found my ball-clothes nicely folded on the neghboring bed/chair
covered in puke

1st hangover 2 days later

One time I woke up with my head in the toilet bowl, hair wet from the water, sick everywhere but the toilet

was a rough experience

 

[EOW]

HC all grown up, tears in my eyes

while lil Frenz is doing bumps of coke at house parties, and sneaking out early in the morning to avoid the dude in the garden

I may be old but my memory is on point

 

[frenz]

while lil Frenz is doing bumps of coke at house parties, and sneaking out early in the morning to avoid the dude in the garden

I may be old but my memory is on point

dont forget the paranoid bus ride at 8am

 

[xtramob]

lol your willpower has already crumbled by a month in the space of 2 posts

Nah March it is

<{yas!}>

 

[Tobago Jones]

ooof what a smile, what a breakfast

Fruit for breakfast

Coco Pops is all I need in the morning.

 

[xtramob]

dont forget the paranoid bus ride at 8am

Lmao

That was some funny shit

 

[Tobago Jones]

dont forget the paranoid bus ride at 8am

Your play-by-play was hilarious.

 

[xtramob]

Fruit for breakfast

Coco Pops is all I need in the morning.

Coco puffs or?

 

[Chules]

Fruit for breakfast

Coco Pops is all I need in the morning.

BOIST

 

[Chules]

Coco puffs or?

pops

 

[EOW]

dont forget the paranoid bus ride at 8am

not often I find the perfect image for a reply

but . . . . .

Spoiler

 

[UVee]

not good with acronyms
whats nttawwt
and boist
6' ain't tall

Not that there's anything wrong with that coined by @Carl Drogo I believe (COYS)
boist is a supreme human being.
'tis so.

 

[Chules]

@Tobago Jones you remember all those toys you used to get wid dem back in the day

they stopped em now ffs