Premier League 2016/17 Thread v109: Where's Ozil? Edition

[xtramob]

If she autotuned her way through someone else's song Tules would be slobbering all over her tbh

She'd probably shag Tules, he just needs to take her to a cheap hotel.

No lie

 

[Chules]

and we all know you have zero standards so besmirched LOL

true LMAO!

 

[EOW]

lol.

jesus what the fuck is wrong with people?

An Indian could fart on my mums forehead, would still enjoy a nice madras

A Turk could shit on my doorstep, wouldn't stop me from eating a kebab

 

[xtramob]

@frenzy @ewo so I didn't make it til Timbers season without drinking. 26 days though, better than last year lol

 

[Chules]

If she autotuned her way through someone else's song Tules would be slobbering all over her tbh

behave

all the baes who sing that i post are FIT

 

[frenz]

 

[Chules]

@frenzy @ewo so I didn't make it til Timbers season without drinking. 26 days though, better than last year lol

@ewo lol

 

[EOW]

 

[frenz]

jesus what the fuck is wrong with people?

An Indian could fart on my mums forehead, would still enjoy a nice madras

A Turk could shit on my doorstep, wouldn't stop me from eating a kebab

love a good curry me. paneer jalfrezi with poppadoms pwaorrr

 

[UVee]

Conjecture and no facts. Bit like Trump supporters.

Well it's hardly a surprise some hardliners in those countries would want to cause damage is it? If these checks save us then that's it as unfortunate as not letting good people in..

 

[Nowhere Fast]

@frenzy @ewo so I didn't make it til Timbers season without drinking. 26 days though, better than last year lol

I lasted longer with NFF.

I am disappoint son.

Keepo.

 

[EOW]

@frenzy @ewo so I didn't make it til Timbers season without drinking. 26 days though, better than last year lol

ewo?

You started drinking already lol

It was a decent effort tbf, but when the #LushLife calls upon you, it is your duty to respond

 

[xtramob]

I lasted longer with NFF.

I am disappoint son.

Keepo.

Had some peak times with family, needed a fun evening. Feefa a brews

NFF going to be easy this year

 

[frenz]

I lasted longer with NFF.

I am disappoint son.

Keepo.

about time you found a bae imo

 

[EOW]

love a good curry me. paneer jalfrezi with poppadoms pwaorrr

Recently went for a meal with the missus and decided to try the house Phal

after the meal she was like - "Was that hot then?"

I firmed it and said "not that bad tbh"

meanwhile I was like

 

[xtramob]

@ewo ELITE ACCOUNT!

 

[frenz]

Recently went for a meal with the missus and decided to try the house Phal

after the meal she was like - "Was that hot then?"

I firmed it and said "not that bad tbh"

meanwhile I was like

Lmao. Some places do a phal challange. They'll give you a certificate for eating it. I tried a few bites years ago, wasn't that bad but I don't know if I could handle eating an entire one

 

[Concrete]

Recently went for a meal with the missus and decided to try the house Phal

after the meal she was like - "Was that hot then?"

I firmed it and said "not that bad tbh"

meanwhile I was like

Been there, in Nandos with the extra hot. Nose running, pretending I'm fine

 

[Chules]

@ewo ELITE ACCOUNT!

@ewo
@WEO
@WOE
@OWE
@OEW
@EOW

 

[xtramob]

Lmao. Some places do a phal challange. They'll give you a certificate for eating it. I tried a few bites years ago, wasn't that bad but I don't know if I could handle eating an entire one

My whiteness forbids it