Premier League 2016/17 Thread v109: Where's Ozil? Edition

[Dr J]

Understandable.

Rekt the lad's life with that kick:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...502/Eric-Cantona-kick-Where-are-they-now.html

Matthew Simmons
The man Cantona attacked, 20 years old at the time, was alleged to have told Cantona to "f*** off back to France". His story was that he had merely shouted "Off! Off! Off! It's an early bath for you, Mr Cantona!" After the initial blitz of post-kick publicity Simmons faded from the public eye. This was a time before Celebrity Big Brother, you see. Has spoken of losing his job and becoming estranged from members of his family during the fall-out from the incident. Was found guilty of actual bodily harm during a fracas at a youth football match in 2011 and was sentenced to six months in jail, suspended for two years, plus 150 hours of community service.

I've always heard he called Cantona's mom a French whore.

 

[Clear Winner]

I've always heard he called Cantona's mom a French whore.

Even when I was a kid I recall "the fuck off back to France".

Who knows though? both sides had good reason to either down play or make the comment seem worse. Only them and the fans around them would know.

Imagine how different it would be today, with social media.

 

[Rawex]

Off! Off! Off! It's an early bath for you, Mr Cantona!"

lol like anyone would use Mr when yelling at players of the opposing team.

 

[Chules]

Ordered 5 escorts to celebrate.

FUCK IT

I'm driving to Manchestah now with no insurance

5 Escorts and HTD the next day LOOMS

 

[Tobago Jones]

is she out there or you don't believe in there being a One True?

Nah it's not that. It's just a hilarious way to describe a GF.

 

[Chules]

Nah it's not that. It's just a hilarious way to describe a GF.

yeah hahaha, a SBBC poster started the One True shit

@The One True

@senri

Mr Tobago needs to find his One True

 

[UVee]

FUCK IT

I'm driving to Manchestah now with no insurance

5 Escorts and HTD the next day LOOMS

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

Spoiler

stock up on some pills too incase i shoot my load in 15 seconds

still waiting for @Carl Drogo to release the manual, he's been telling me a few chapters left for the last 3 years

 

[Chules]

@Carl Drogo you a fan of this malone guy too?

finally heard his album today, guy makes choons on the level of Yung Gerald!

 

[UVee]

stock up on some pills too incase i shoot my load in 15 seconds

still waiting for @Carl Drogo to release the manual, he's been telling me a few chapters left for the last 3 years

I've only got paracetamol but I don't think they work for that.

 

[Chules]

I've only got paracetamol but I don't think they work for that.

I'll take 2 tablets and hope for the best IMO

I'll have my notepad and jot down tips and tricks from my boi YouVee doe if I do run my race.

No homo but your muscled bod might also help me for round 2

 

[Kadafi]

I'll take 2 tablets and hope for the best IMO

I'll have my notepad and jot down tips and tricks from my boi YouVee doe if I do run my race.

No homo but your muscled bod might also help me for round 2

 

[Da Speeit]

Hala Southampton

 

[Kadafi]

 

[Rawex]

I'll take 2 tablets and hope for the best IMO

I'll have my notepad and jot down tips and tricks from my boi YouVee doe if I do run my race.

No homo but your muscled bod might also help me for round 2

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

Spoiler

if I say NTTAWWT after, it's not homo

 

[Chules]

Hala Southampton

oh shit that's today!?/

Hala Soton!

 

[Rawex]

 

[Chules]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/anel-rodriguez-vs-carol-dias.3456903/#post-126568743

lmfao at her name

 

[Rawex]

if I say NTTAWWT after, it's not homo

When you say that looking at other guy's body helps you making love to a woman 2nd time that night, it is really gay. Nothing wrong with that but just saying!