Prem Thread post season 2017/18 v6: Only for the intellectuals

[Sexy]

Imagine having 5m in bank & having to travel to Sheffield Meadowhall to buy yankee candles

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[Rawex]

 

[LilMountain]

World Cup Supporters list:
Sebbe - Sweden
Rawex - Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Nigeria
Tules - Senegal
Concrete -
Frenzy - Sweden
Clear Winner - Nigeria
Tobago Jones - Nigeria
WEO - Nigeria
Deffid - Germany
Bubzeh - Islamic State
Blokeybloke -
Wang -
Mga -
LilMountain -
Xtramob -
Spoken -
Lewis - England
Sexy - England
El Che - Messi
Edwin -
UV -
Dr J -
Carl Drogo - England Hotspurs
Rebelfett - Egypt
Fadeless - Portugal

We shall have a WC SL up until the world cup finishes. State your alliances and I'll edit the op.

Now let's have something as unusual as quotes from the literary world (ya get me @Tules?)

Spoiler: Babes

Spoiler: for frenz

Spoiler: Supporters list

Premier League:

Arsenal - Bones, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Tules, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke, Spoken

Manchester Dhabi City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke, Rav7n

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Hull - Got No Fans.

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

Norwich - Kirku.

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Put me down for, uh... Switzerland.

 

[Chules]

Reported Rawex btw. Just because you've got a blue name doesn't mean you're untouchable.

i keep reporting the prick too

nothign happens FFS

 

[Rawex]

Reported Rawex btw. Just because you've got a blue name doesn't mean you're untouchable.

i keep reporting the prick too

nothign happens FFS

Ps: @Lethal what are your thoughts on Tules's av?

 

[Spoken]

No surgery. Tendons lacerated halfway through, but the surgery isn’t worth it. I’m just going to have a droopy finger

 

[blokeybloke]

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Whoosh


Rooney's house looked like he'd bought four of everything off Argos lol. Catalogue shopping aint really a much of a selling point to a young rich kid asking whats to do in Town.

 

[blokeybloke]

interview at Rooneys home

Lineker: how many guitars do you own?
Roo: 12
GL: can you play guitar?
Roo: no

 

[blokeybloke]

Add in what an absolute chore it is playing under Mou .........

 

[LEWIS540]

Dude, even the golf courses are shit. Romanticizing old flat parks as " vintage tough links course" dont cut it lol Mow the rough down & manicure it you lazy tight cunts.

Half these guys come from poverty stricken area's in the 3rd world. If they can't put up with middle-class middle England for a few years, I don't know what to say.

 

[EOW]

@Tobago Jones
@Rawex @WEO @Concrete

My mate sent this pic to a group seeing if we knew who it was. Any ideas?

Spoiler: nsfw

no idea but god damn she's fine

She dated a Millwall fan as well, disgusting.

low to no standards imo

Shut up virgin.

Pipe down when talking to brother Tobago

Reported Rawex btw. Just because you've got a blue name doesn't mean you're untouchable.

no you never, but if you did the whole mod booth would be taking the piss out of you right now

also @Bubzeh do you know why breakfast is called breakfast?

 

[blokeybloke]

Half these guys come from poverty stricken area's in the 3rd world. If they can't put up with middle-class middle England for a few years, I don't know what to say.

Utd dont recruit straight from the favelas.

They've already had a taste of the good life by time MU come knocking.

 

[Partlow]

Milner esque

Asked Yorkshire Tea if they could make one for me

No James you’re not on the England team going to Russia

I said oh yeah I retired. Good point

 

[blokeybloke]

The French couldn't fn wait to get the fuuuu outta Newcastle lol

 

[blokeybloke]

Impossible not to happen across a tribute act on a night out up North.

And they fn love em lol

 

[Chules]

No surgery. Tendons lacerated halfway through, but the surgery isn’t worth it. I’m just going to have a droopy finger

you damage the median, radial or ulnar nerve?

 

[Chules]

Ps: @Lethal what are your thoughts on Tules's av?

if i get banned now, for impersonating a mod

the whole prem fred will be out for your blood

I would hope so anyway

 

[Chules]

Manchester United have gazumped City twice in six months to sign Sanchez and Fred... so, why are they winning transfer battles while distant second in Premier League?

The final Premier League table was emphatic enough: Manchester City 100 points, Manchester United 81 points. City's goal difference +79, United's +40. City champions of England, United nowhere near. Yet the last two occasions these two neighbours have gone head-to-head in the transfer market, it has been the club from Old Trafford that has won the battle. Alexis Sanchez came to United back in January and now Fred has chosen the Old Trafford club over City.

"because City didn't want either in the end"

lol

 

[Rawex]

if i get banned now, for impersonating a mod

 

[xtramob]

@Tules stop being dumb and change your AV in case some power tripper finds it against TOS