Futbol Prem Thread 23/24 v18: A Mad Ending

[Carl Drogo]

God damnit, the cat kicker got us

 

[Arqueto]

I mean Real had their share of injuries but is the entire Newcastle medical team on vodka, crack and painkillers?

Never known a season like it bud. At this point I have no idea what is going on. We've had a bunch of weird injuries too.

3 dislocated shoulders, 2 broken backs, a broken foot, 2 ACL ruptures, and a whole bunch of muscle injuries. It has to be the training and the medical team being a bunch of clowns

 

[Arqueto]

2-0 to the Toon

Big Dan Burn.

Looks offside though

 

[650lb Sumo]

Better not be offside.

Edit: Offside.

 

[Arqueto]

Better not be offside.

It's offside

 

[Rawex]

Never known a season like it bud. At this point I have no idea what is going on. We've had a bunch of weird injuries too.

3 dislocated shoulders, 2 broken backs, a broken foot, 2 ACL ruptures, and a whole bunch of muscle injuries. It has to be the training and the medical team being a bunch of clowns

Speaking of injuries.
[BBC] Raphael Varane: Man Utd and France defender says heading has 'damaged his body'

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68713327

Well that explains why he choose United

 

[650lb Sumo]

@650lb Sumo fucking sickening, former marine murdered by those cunts

Spoiler

Stupid of him to go.

 

[The_Renaissance]

You are having a fucking JOKE. Fuck this lad, man - another perma-crock we need to replace after 1.5 seasons. No fit partner for Maguire again then for the next few games, sick to the back teeth of this shit now.

 

[LEWIS540]

You are having a fucking JOKE. Fuck this lad, man - another perma-crock we need to replace after 1.5 seasons. No fit partner for Maguire again then for the next few games, sick to the back teeth of this shit now.

Literally heard the fan channels claim he is the reason we’ve been shit.

He was 6/10 last season, but fans seem to think he is Vidic.

Hell, they also think Eriksen is prime Scholes.

Mental

 

[helax]

It's offside

Noooooo. I am starting to get concerned about the over

 

[Arqueto]

This game should be done and dusted the amount of chances we have had

 

[Arqueto]

Noooooo. I am starting to get concerned about the over

We should be 3 up bud

 

[Carl Drogo]

You are having a fucking JOKE. Fuck this lad, man - another perma-crock we need to replace after 1.5 seasons. No fit partner for Maguire again then for the next few games, sick to the back teeth of this shit now.

I'm shocked a 5'6" CB is having injury problems in the Premier League...

 

[Arqueto]

FFS here we go, VAR going to give them a pen

 

[650lb Sumo]

Penalty!

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[helax]

Need a TOON goal now for the win and the over. Let’s go.

 

[Arqueto]

1-1

It's our own fault, we missed too many chances and we're paying for it

 

[The_Renaissance]

Literally heard the fan channels claim he is the reason we’ve been shit.

He was 6/10 last season, but fans seem to think he is Vidic.

Hell, they also think Eriksen is prime Scholes.

Mental

7, for me, but yeah - he was just a good CB. It was rare to see one for us, but he definitely wasn't something mind blowing. I'd sell Varane and Maguire and buy two starters. Martinez can settle for being backup if he can stay fit, or can displace one of the new boys.

 

[helax]

Noooooooooooo