Locked Prem League Thread 2023/24 v21: FA & CL Final End of Season Edition

[Chules]

HATE THE TORIES LAD

Democracy worldwide is a sham.

question everything.

 

[LEWIS540]

Can’t argue with results.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Spring Bank Holiday weekend 10pm

the town is completely rammed by tourists with accents from other areas. Maybe 1% of the people in the streets and shops are local. It was already getting busy and lairy this afternoon, people coming at you from all directions in the shops, drunken Norf FC fans shouting and singing, a hen do etc., now it's already kicked off with some teenagers fighting/smashing up a car or something.

The early May bank holiday someone fell off the bridge, someone smashed at least three shop windows and there were at least three assaults (one was on a teenage girl at night), litter all over the streets etc. The coppers are also looking for people related to two separate pub fights earlier this month. It's been cloudy and rainy and there are two festivals down the coast this weekend or else it would be even worse.

 

[LEWIS540]

Remember debating with thread legend @Clear Winner that top 4 was better than winning the FA Cup.

He was so right.

Will remember today forever.

CL quarters mean shit.


Sure the suits prefer the CL, but yeah…..fuck the suits.

 

[BroRogan]

Big up Leeds tomorrow @Ignicious

@Deffid u watched the DFB final? @Chules Xhaka screamer sealed the deal

 

[Deffid]

Big up Leeds tomorrow @Ignicious

@Deffid u watched the DFB final? @Chules Xhaka screamer sealed the deal

Woz rooting for Lautern lol, but they couldn't score even with 11 on 10 so it is what it is.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Keep in mind that Sunak is a southampton fan

Labour leader Keir Starmer slams Arsenal for sacking Gunnersaurus mascot

LABOUR leader Sir Keir Starmer took a pop at his beloved Arsenal for sacking mascot Gunnersaurus. Sir Keir said he “takes a dim view” of football clubs spending millions on transfers wh…

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@Chules

@Revolver

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Wrt Scottish teams in the English league obviously the best Welsh teams can do it and looking at a list of British cities by population (I know it's debatable), Glasgow is third, Edinburgh is ninth, Aberdeen is 29th, Dundee is 48th then it drops off a cliff. The bottom three teams in the SPL are Saint Johnstone (Perth, 214th), Ross County (Dingwall, not even in the top 1000) and Livingston (171st). It's like putting Brock Lesnar and Francis Ngannou in with Jose Aldo and Mighty Mouse lol.

Edit: English towns of similar population for comparison:

Saint Johnstone = Havant & Waterlooville FC, tier six
Ross County = Loftus Athletic, tier 11 I think
Livingston = Kidderminster Harriers, tier six next season

 

[Chules]

Labour leader Keir Starmer slams Arsenal for sacking Gunnersaurus mascot

LABOUR leader Sir Keir Starmer took a pop at his beloved Arsenal for sacking mascot Gunnersaurus. Sir Keir said he “takes a dim view” of football clubs spending millions on transfers wh…

www.thesun.co.uk

@Chules

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Wrt Scottish teams in the English league obviously the best Welsh teams can do it and looking at a list of British cities by population (I know it's debatable), Glasgow is third, Edinburgh is ninth, Aberdeen is 29th, Dundee is 48th then it drops off a cliff. The bottom three teams in the SPL are Saint Johnstone (Perth, 214th), Ross County (Dingwall, not even in the top 1000) and Livingston (171st). It's like putting Brock Lesnar and Francis Ngannou in with Jose Aldo and Mighty Mouse lol.

Edit: English towns of similar population for comparison:

Saint Johnstone = Havant & Waterlooville FC, tier six
Ross County = Loftus Athletic, tier 11 I think
Livingston = Kidderminster Harriers, tier six next season

Corbs The GOAT
Starmer the biggest prick going

Spoiler

@UVee

 

[Chules]

Remember debating with thread legend @Clear Winner that top 4 was better than winning the FA Cup.

He was so right.

Will remember today forever.

CL quarters mean shit.


Sure the suits prefer the CL, but yeah…..fuck the suits.

How was the wedding big man?

Spend any time in the ATTACKING half today like Man U?

 

[Revolver]

Labour leader Keir Starmer slams Arsenal for sacking Gunnersaurus mascot

LABOUR leader Sir Keir Starmer took a pop at his beloved Arsenal for sacking mascot Gunnersaurus. Sir Keir said he “takes a dim view” of football clubs spending millions on transfers wh…

www.thesun.co.uk

@Chules

/

Wrt Scottish teams in the English league obviously the best Welsh teams can do it and looking at a list of British cities by population (I know it's debatable), Glasgow is third, Edinburgh is ninth, Aberdeen is 29th, Dundee is 48th then it drops off a cliff. The bottom three teams in the SPL are Saint Johnstone (Perth, 214th), Ross County (Dingwall, not even in the top 1000) and Livingston (171st). It's like putting Brock Lesnar and Francis Ngannou in with Jose Aldo and Mighty Mouse lol.

Edit: English towns of similar population for comparison:

Saint Johnstone = Havant & Waterlooville FC, tier six
Ross County = Loftus Athletic, tier 11 I think
Livingston = Kidderminster Harriers, tier six next season

Let’s go to edc next year.

 

[LEWIS540]

How was the wedding big man?

Spend any time in the ATTACKING half today like Man U?

We’ll see.

I hope not.

But we’ll see.

 

[BroRogan]

@Kadafi @Rawex

 

[650lb Sumo]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1794450613549535725

Spoiler

Astrid and Leah's content has turned dark and disturbing lately.

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@BroRogan @Deffid have you been keeping up with this story?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1794061798112465104

 

[Deffid]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1794450613549535725

Spoiler

Astrid and Leah's content has turned dark and disturbing lately.

/

@BroRogan @Deffid have you been keeping up with this story?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1794061798112465104

Those drunk rich kids already got cancelled, meanwhile everywhere every single day there are stabbings and gang rapes and the politicians don't give a fuck.

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan @Deffid have you been keeping up with this story?

I rather expected you to ask us if we were on Sylt recently

German press need to come up with stuff like that recently and present it like the most important news of the day. Yawn. More and more people realise what the real problems are at least and the more hysteric they get with such stuff. Watch out for the EU "election" and the results


Based @Deffid spot on!

 

[BroRogan]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1794450613549535725

Spoiler

Astrid and Leah's content has turned dark and disturbing lately.

Your and @Chules footy bints are batshit crazy



P.S Chelsea Sophie only cute one anyway

 

[BroRogan]

Democracy worldwide is a sham.

question everything.

Instead of the Tito emoji

 

[BAM]

Remember debating with thread legend @Clear Winner that top 4 was better than winning the FA Cup.

He was so right.

Will remember today forever.

CL quarters mean shit.


Sure the suits prefer the CL, but yeah…..fuck the suits.

Very much agreed. FA Cup in hand with Europa next year feels better than losing the cup and getting a short run in UCL.

Look forward to when they dont feel mutually exclusive.

 

[LEWIS540]

Would you have any interest in Celtic and Rangers playing in the English league? They're so much better than everyone else in Scotland it's kind of absurd.

Would be Championship level, currently.

 

[650lb Sumo]

Would be Championship level, currently.

Seems harsh. I can see bottom half of the PL, but relegated? With the boost in money and prestige they would improve a lot as well.

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Sheffied United were atrocious this season and I wondered how they stacked up. Worst PL seasons ever:

Derby County 2007 - 2008: 11
Sunderland 2005 - 2006: 15
Huddersfield 2018 - 2019: 16
Sheffield United 2023 - 2024: 16

The most PL losses in a row record is also held by Sunderland @JaviBrewski : 15, in 2002 - 2003. Obviously they finished bottom and were relegated, then when promoted for the 2005 - 2006 season mentioned above they lost their first five (and finished bottom again), making 20 straight losses in the PL, which is the most consecutive losses ever in the English top flight.