And also he fucking acknowledges those things in what he says too. The lady doth protest too much. He was ALL of those things and more - the cunt was on FIFA at 3am the day before training, while on some kind of half-arsed "unspoken strike". He's a fucking waster. ETH has done lots wrong but this and Ronaldo are two things he did right.
Also Bennys description of himself is AMAZING. Sooooooo David Brent.
"As someone who grew up on the streets.....knows the code.....a mentor first, boss second yeah.....chilled out entertainer third, probably....."