Locked Prem League Thread 2023/24 v20 - Pray for the Abu Dhabi c**ksuckers to drop points Edition

[Chules]

Arteta is Spanish for bottlejob

Don’t any spanish but that’s believable

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Da Speeit @JaviBrewski

Spoiler: New cench cee 🎶

 

[Partlow]

@Deffid @BroRogan lmao

 

[Dr J]

@Dr J

️Sources close to Kieran McKenna believe he would favour United if they ask him to replace Erik ten Hag.

It is understood Enzo Maresca, who would be interested in joining Chelsea, has a strong chance of landing the job.

(
@JacobSteinberg
) #CFC

This is the same guy that the media trashed Ole for having on staff, saying he’s a rookie coach that none of the players respected.

Good thing he now has Championship experience, though.

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto

Spoiler: Dog

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid @BroRogan lmao

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid @BroRogan lmao

Deffo 0% chance. As they don't want any beef with me + I'm about to sign the contract @Arqueto

@650lb Sumo @Ignicious

 

[650lb Sumo]

Deffo 0% chance. As they don't want any beef with me + I'm about to sign the contract @Arqueto

@650lb Sumo @Ignicious

The lad's a Haaland-level monster. Biggest young prospect in darts for a while! Congrats Luke!

 

[Ignicious]

The lad's a Haaland-level monster. Biggest young prospect in darts for a while! Congrats Luke!

I like his sister more, but she's prolly a Man U fan too

 

[650lb Sumo]

I like his sister more, but she's prolly a Man U fan too

She seems to have wiped/privated most of her social media.

Spoiler

Apparently Luke only has one GCSE (Sport), and wants 10 Hag to stay at Man U.

Speaking on The Football Museum Podcast, Littler was asked whether he was excited for the future at United, to which he replied: "I am. Especially for the summer, it's going to be interesting to see who we bring in."

He was then asked whether he was 'Ten Hag in' and he replied: "I want to keep him, yeah. I just don't see anyone who could come in. Obviously we've had people saying [Gareth] Southgate and Graham Potter. I've seen Potter turned down Ajax - so I just hope nothing comes to us! But I'm definitely Ten Hag in for next season."

 

[BroRogan]

@Arqueto

 

[Deffid]

@Arqueto

Shameful using release clauses like that imo

 

[Da Speeit]

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid WTF ()

Spoiler

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[Deffid]

@BroRogan GOAT "rape" song lol

 

[BAM]

This one? [Edit: bottle]

Yep. The text is atrocious and dated and the stag emblem doesnt work. Looks like some cheap whisky or something you would see in discount vodka. They need a rebrand.

Glenallachie, Craigellachie and Loch Lomond all need rebranding.

 

[Deffid]

Yep. The text is atrocious and dated and the stag emblem doesnt work. Looks like some cheap whisky or something you would see in discount vodka. They need a rebrand.

Glenallachie, Craigellachie and Loch Lomond all need rebranding.

GlenAllachie just had a rebranding lol

Spoiler

 

[Jonathan Utah]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1793405022639964646

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Ole to Brighton would be majestic.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1793387922999132646