Prem League Thread 2020/21 V6 - Vardy is having a Partey Edition

Who is the winner next week?

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EOW said:
"Prime minister, with the new lockdown in place, will I still be able to pick up a bossmans and buy new shuce?"
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“Prime Minister, if I’m out of work due to the new lock down, can I get a tenner for a kebab?”
 
Watched Lepizig and Gladbach (proper fire kits) only goal was from a RB player loaned out to the other side, always hilarious when that happens

Bayern top of the table now, did not foresee this happening
 
I for one am interested in what Boris and Trumps favorite chooons are, just from a pure curiosity standpoint. Everyone always asks the same boring questions zzzz
 
LEWIS540 said:
Education ≠ Intelligence
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Even intelligence doesn’t always translate over into the real world. I went to school with a girl who was clearly on the spectrum. She was very intelligent when it came to solving problems on paper, but the lack of social skills made it tough to translate into real world application.

Honest to god one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my career was working with this girl in the ED. She got this drunk dude off his bed to do a neuro exam. He starts pissing on the floor. The nurse in the area screams at this guy—“STOP!!!” The guy cuts off midstream, hands free. Kind of impressive. This girl starts to panic—almost as if she’s telling herself she’s getting kicked out of school over this. I tried to calm her down, and went to go get some towels and gloves. I was gone maybe 2 minutes. I walk back in, and she’s standing there—gloveless—with this guy’s dick in her hand. She was still freaking out, trying to get his dick into a portable urinal with the top still on, basically mashing his head over and over into the plastic. She looked at me in a state of fear and asked “What do I do?!”

I actually had to tell her to take the top of—and maybe put on some gloves.
 
Dr J said:
Even intelligence doesn’t always translate over into the real world. I went to school with a girl who was clearly on the spectrum. She was very intelligent when it came to solving problems on paper, but the lack of social skills made it tough to translate into real world application.

Honest to god one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my career was working with this girl in the ED. She got this drunk dude off his bed to do a neuro exam. He starts pissing on the floor. The nurse in the area screams at this guy—“STOP!!!” The guy cuts off midstream, hands free. Kind of impressive. This girl starts to panic—almost as if she’s telling herself she’s getting kicked out of school over this. I tried to calm her down, and went to go get some towels and gloves. I was gone maybe 2 minutes. I walk back in, and she’s standing there—gloveless—with this guy’s dick in her hand. She was still freaking out, trying to get his dick into a portable urinal with the top still on, basically mashing his head over and over into the plastic. She looked at me in a state of fear and asked “What do I do?!”

I actually had to tell her to take the top of—and maybe put on some gloves.
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Lmaooo
 
I credit a lot of my social skills from my rough upbringing in the ghettos of London

I’m not like those posh up their arse twats who were privately educated

manz got real life experience.
 
EOW said:
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@Clear Winner
 
And sherdog too
 
Dr J said:
Even intelligence doesn’t always translate over into the real world. I went to school with a girl who was clearly on the spectrum. She was very intelligent when it came to solving problems on paper, but the lack of social skills made it tough to translate into real world application.

Honest to god one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my career was working with this girl in the ED. She got this drunk dude off his bed to do a neuro exam. He starts pissing on the floor. The nurse in the area screams at this guy—“STOP!!!” The guy cuts off midstream, hands free. Kind of impressive. This girl starts to panic—almost as if she’s telling herself she’s getting kicked out of school over this. I tried to calm her down, and went to go get some towels and gloves. I was gone maybe 2 minutes. I walk back in, and she’s standing there—gloveless—with this guy’s dick in her hand. She was still freaking out, trying to get his dick into a portable urinal with the top still on, basically mashing his head over and over into the plastic. She looked at me in a state of fear and asked “What do I do?!”

I actually had to tell her to take the top of—and maybe put on some gloves.
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I had a mate stay with me once back in the day. Your typical hard worker at school, got top marks, went to Cambridge. Came home one day and the place smelt like a steel works. Turns out he put a tin of beans in the microwave with obvious results.....apparently he'd done the same thing at his dad's house a few years earlier.
 
LEWIS540 said:
I had a mate stay with me once back in the day. Your typical hard worker at school, got top marks, went to Cambridge. Came home one day and the place smelt like a steel works. Turns out he put a tin of beans in the microwave with obvious results.....apparently he'd done the same thing at his dad's house a few years earlier.
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