Futbol Prem Euro 2024 Thread v1: England V Spain It's Coming Home Edition

[Dr J]

I’m in a bit of a parenting dilemma. The kids are all in soccer camp this week. They divide them all into countries based on age, and each day has a theme. Today’s theme was “Color Day,” where each kid dressed in their country’s colors.

My 12 year-old came home today and told me he absolutely crushed it at camp. He said he dominated possession, didn’t misplace a pass, and scored a bucket load of goals.

My question—is grounding him for two weeks long enough for willingly playing soccer in a green shirt, white shorts, and red socks?

@Carl Drogo @xtramob @Da Speeit

 

[Chules]

the books are cooked!! @Carl Drogo

 

[Chules]

We doing fantasy euros?

 

[Chules]

 

[Concrete]

I’m in a bit of a parenting dilemma. The kids are all in soccer camp this week. They divide them all into countries based on age, and each day has a theme. Today’s theme was “Color Day,” where each kid dressed in their country’s colors.

My 12 year-old came home today and told me he absolutely crushed it at camp. He said he dominated possession, didn’t misplace a pass, and scored a bucket load of goals.

My question—is grounding him for two weeks long enough for willingly playing soccer in a green shirt, white shorts, and red socks?

@Carl Drogo @xtramob @Da Speeit

Kid's so good at football he became Italian.

 

[Dr J]

Kid's so good at football he became Italian.

Kid is so average compared to most American players he became Mexican.

 

[Concrete]

Kid is so average compared to most American players he became Mexican.

Mexico–United States soccer rivalry - Wikipedia

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The teams have met 77 times, with Mexico leading the overall series 36–17–24 (W–D–L). The U.S. holds the edge since 2000 though, with a 19–8–9 (W–D–L) advantage in the 21st century.

 

[BroRogan]

Leverkusen cooking Girona captain signed

 

[xtramob]

I’m in a bit of a parenting dilemma. The kids are all in soccer camp this week. They divide them all into countries based on age, and each day has a theme. Today’s theme was “Color Day,” where each kid dressed in their country’s colors.

My 12 year-old came home today and told me he absolutely crushed it at camp. He said he dominated possession, didn’t misplace a pass, and scored a bucket load of goals.

My question—is grounding him for two weeks long enough for willingly playing soccer in a green shirt, white shorts, and red socks?

@Carl Drogo @xtramob @Da Speeit

How's his Spanish coming along?

 

[Carl Drogo]

I’m in a bit of a parenting dilemma. The kids are all in soccer camp this week. They divide them all into countries based on age, and each day has a theme. Today’s theme was “Color Day,” where each kid dressed in their country’s colors.

My 12 year-old came home today and told me he absolutely crushed it at camp. He said he dominated possession, didn’t misplace a pass, and scored a bucket load of goals.

My question—is grounding him for two weeks long enough for willingly playing soccer in a green shirt, white shorts, and red socks?

@Carl Drogo @xtramob @Da Speeit

Putting a cigarette out on his arm should do it imo

 

[Carl Drogo]

Did this bellend quit football to become a vlogger?? What the fuck did I just watch?

 

[Dr J]

Putting a cigarette out on his arm should do it imo

Branding “2-0” into his arm with the cigarette sends a better message, imo.

 

[Chules]

Did this bellend quit football to become a vlogger?? What the fuck did I just watch?

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

 

[Dr J]

New owners, same United.

 

[650lb Sumo]

My type of transfer pretty smart finding quality players and signing them without or a small fee in the end. As we like to say here "a snap" @Deffid

 

[xtramob]

 

[Dr J]

How's his Spanish coming along?

He knows how to scream “¡pelota!” when the Venezuelan kid on his team has the ball.