Prediction: Jones will get flatlined upon his comeback

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You read it here first, my friends. I'm calling it now: Jon Jones will not only lose his next fight when he returns, but he will get starched regardless of who his opponent is, unless he wins. The question is, when will it happen? I think chrome dome Dana will book it for December 30th, 2018 unless he books it for a different date.

So what do you think happens if his suspension gets lifted upon his hearing?

<JonesLaugh>

Prediction: Jones will get flatlined upon his comeback.
 
he will get starched [...], unless he wins

So you're predicting he'll lose... unless he wins.

Pretty solid prediction. I believe you're right no matter the outcome of the fight.

Unless he loses a boring decision... i think it's the only case not covered here
 
yeah, maybe.. when he's 34 or 38 and comes back, yes.

He will be back within a year. They'll probably feed him to a young prospect like Patrick Cummins or some other fat guy with a mustache.
 
that'll be good
 
You read it here first, my friends. I'm calling it now: Jon Jones will not only lose his next fight when he returns, but he will get starched regardless of who his opponent is, unless he wins. The question is, when will it happen? I think chrome dome Dana will book it for December 30th, 2018 unless he books it for a different date.

So what do you think happens if his suspension gets lifted upon his hearing?

<JonesLaugh>

Prediction: Jones will get flatlined upon his comeback.
Fixed I hope Jones would get flatline on his return.
 
Prediction: Jones will pop for "tainted supplements" again.
 
You read it here first, my friends. I'm calling it now: Jon Jones will not only lose his next fight when he returns, but he will get starched regardless of who his opponent is, unless he wins. The question is, when will it happen? I think chrome dome Dana will book it for December 30th, 2018 unless he books it for a different date.

So what do you think happens if his suspension gets lifted upon his hearing?

<JonesLaugh>

Prediction: Jones will get flatlined upon his comeback.
Damn bro you sound more salty than the guy on your AV
 
You read it here first, my friends. I'm calling it now: Jon Jones will not only lose his next fight when he returns, but he will get starched regardless of who his opponent is, unless he wins. The question is, when will it happen? I think chrome dome Dana will book it for December 30th, 2018 unless he books it for a different date.

So what do you think happens if his suspension gets lifted upon his hearing?

<JonesLaugh>

Prediction: Jones will get flatlined upon his comeback.
Depends if he's juicing. I think he's legit scared to face cormier and gus, etc with his enhanced performance. Thats why he continues to juice.
I think if he comes back he comes back on the juice again.
I agree though, unpedded jones is an unknown quantitly and likely to lose handily.
 
unlikely if it goes to decision

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Give me 2.5-1 and I’ll take that bet. I’m taking all the risk betting on a guy that can’t afford to take PED’s and is coming off a layoff. I’ll suck it up though and bet you $50, with those odds.
 
Also your prediction makes me think you know something I don’t. So just got ahead and accept my proposition, sir.
 
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