Predict Cain Velasquez's next injury

He tweeted a long statement out today and posted it on twitter, it looked like a lot of typing, so I would imagine thats his finger done for the next 12 months. Finger injury it is.
 
I can see him droping out 1 week from his next fight because he had the brilliant idea to do some brutal y hard wrestling with Cormier
 
Cain makes it to his next fight but his foot gets stuck in the cage
 
More training footage of Cain and DC has emerged...
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fuckin meat heads
 
His next injury will be a paper cut signing the contract for his next fight. He'll drop the pen in surprise at how much it stings. The pen lands on the clicky part, it bounces up and hits him in the eye. So, I'm calling it an eye injury via paper cut. You heard it here first.

edit - I'll be ready to bump this thread when in happens.
 
Deflated sense of self-worth due to perennially being too injured to compete when it counts?
I'm not sure if you can amputate or completely replace a damaged self-worth.

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