Pre-Season Premier League Thread v6: Crazy Rap edition

[Chules]

Tulz, remember when people said: "Morata for 30 is crazy talk!","not good enough for the club" etc. Now we´d be cashin in andersonsilva money (40 million) to sign Mbappe, Verrati, oh wait, Arsene is still at the club, scratch that!

he is a bastard Wangbro

what can we do?

 

[Dr J]

I say many thing but do I mean them?

James is just being polite and diplomatic about that shithole call Manchester.

 

[wang xiangzhai]

he is a bastard Wangbro

what can we do?

Nothing we can do bro, just weather the storm & let Nature do his thing - fortunately we can take AFTV pills to ease the pain away.

 

[blokeybloke]

Real turned down 70m euro offer from Utd for Alvaro. Want 90m.

Mourinho was never really interested in him anyways. Right guys?

 

[Chules]

Nothing we can do bro, just weather the storm & let Nature do his thing - fortunately we can take AFTV pills to ease the pain away.

meanwhile Robbie be like

 

[Dr J]

meanwhile Robbie be like

 

[Chules]

 

[Twelve75]

Real turned down 70m euro offer from Utd for Alvaro. Want 90m.

Mourinho was never really interested in him anyways. Right guys?

As long as he isn't interested in Eric Dier,I'll be more than happy.

 

[Chules]

dont know italian but fair to say he's calling for pogbar's fat agent to die LMAO

 

[UVee]

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

I meant it every time I said I loved you

 

[Chules]

that bald guy from Ajax who's like 23? lol

 

[Chules]

@EOW @UltimateVictory @frenzy @Deffid

goals

 

[Chules]

Me and the one true @UltimateVictory ^^

 

[UVee]

@UltimateVictory

I meant it every time I said I loved you

 

[Deffid]

@EOW @UltimateVictory @frenzy @Deffid

goals

God damn what a perfect human being!

And she is alright too!

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

God damn what a perfect human being!

And she is alright too!

she's FITTT

 

[Chules]

rambo is me when i get to 175 and get my grooming from a trendy place and not £10 from bossman

 

[Dr J]

Real turned down 70m euro offer from Utd for Alvaro. Want 90m.

Mourinho was never really interested in him anyways. Right guys?

We'll find out shortly, as Mou is sure to ring The Metro and give them his excuse.