Pre-Season Premier League Thread v21: Top Striker Edition

[Twelve75]

One speaks about himself in the 3rd person and counted goals in the shittiest of friendlies in his career stats.

The other was slower than a milk float,however he was very good,but unsurprisingly overrated my the English media.

 

[Rawex]

Lukaku scores the most imo,Morata's over all game will get the most praise,lacasweat will be very underwhelming.

We see. Interesting to see which forward people pick for ff thats for sure. (Aguero, Lukaku, Morata, Lacazette, Kane, Firmino, Vardy)

 

[Rawex]

All I'm saying is you don't have to worry with Lukaku sticking the ball in the net if the chances are there and adapting to the league, there's a few more ?? over the other two. Morata hasn't scored more than 20 goals in a season for example.

And i am saying Morata will win the Golden Boot.

 

[Chules]

We see. Interesting to see which forward people pick for ff thats for sure. (Aguero, Lukaku, Morata, Lacazette, Kane, Firmino, Vardy)

I have lacazette, defoe and firmino

might take lacasweat out

 

[Chules]

And i am saying Morata will win the Golden Boot.

<Lmaoo>

 

[Rawex]

I have lacazette, defoe and firmino

might take lacasweat out

Why? Probably scores a goal or two against Leicester, you always do well against em.

 

[Sebbe]

We see. Interesting to see which forward people pick for ff thats for sure. (Aguero, Lukaku, Morata, Lacazette, Kane, Firmino, Vardy)

Firmino is not a killer inside the box. He'll probably have more assists than goals.

 

[Chules]

Why? Probably scores a goal or two against Leicester, you always do well against em.

he has looked shit in our games so far. can't run, slow, weak, basically shit.

 

[Rawex]

<Lmaoo>

 

[Rawex]

Firmino is not a killer inside the box. He'll probably have more assists than goals.

Well he listed as a forward and Pool does score alot under Klopp, also gets most starts so he was worth mentioning.

 

[UVee]

And i am saying Morata will win the Golden Boot.

Morata is shit and got no fans
Laccazette is a french Defoe
I've done some modding already

@UltimateVictory dat kesha lass has some legit choons lol

She sucks

 

[Chules]

She sucks

 

[danny23]

calories in v calories out son

i dont givva fook

( I'll see on my way lol)

Replace your junk food with healthier food and you'll dropping pounds in a week.

 

[Rawex]

She sucks

 

[Chules]

Laccazette is a french Defoe

racist imo

 

[Chules]

nah i really dont care about her

and luckily youvee likes all my baes thta i do care about.

 

[Rawex]

nah i really dont care about her

And here i was thinking you dont back down on the internets.

 

[Chules]

i made @UltimateVictory laugh last night with a image. i was like, dis is gonna make you laugh... then he laughed LMAO!

 

[Chules]

And here i was thinking you dont back down on the internets.

it's uvee innit

anyone else gets murked. best believe that, i aint fucking around.

 

[Shamrocker]

Spoiler: Supporters List

Prem Teams:
AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123.

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow


US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Ecuador - Kid

Spoiler: mascots

Spoiler: frenzy mascot

Spoiler: bike rack

Spoiler: choons

RIP Prodigy and Chester Bennington

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