Pre-Season Premier League Thread v1: Summertime Edition

[Nowhere Fast]

@Tules You still breathing pal?

 

[Chules]

Damn that blonde Bae

wood talk choons and eat biscuits wid her IMO

 

[Chules]

@Tules You still breathing pal?

IF YOU FEEL YOU'RE SINKING

I WILL JUMP INTO COLD WATER FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Chules]

BIEBER'S PURPOSE ALBUM GAVE MY LIFE PURPOSE

 

[Concrete]

Damn that blonde Bae

Not you too Doofs!

 

[Chules]

dis is the perfect concert for me and Uvee tbh

 

[Deffid]

Not you too Doofs!

Turned it off now lol

Music is SHIT

 

[UVee]

Biebs thinks he has an American audience with this Gawd talk.

 

[Chules]

bieber trying to convert me to believe in god

I BELIEVE IN ALLA

 

[Concrete]

Turned it off now lol

Music is SHIT

Good lad. Stick to your chubby BvB bae

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Turned it off now lol

Music is SHIT

How dare you! This an elite collection of the greatest acts of our generation.

 

[Deffid]

Good lad. Stick to your chubby BvB bae

That is @Tules BAE to be fair

 

[Chules]

Good lad. Stick to your chubby BvB bae

fucking lol

 

[Sebbe]

You gunners should be thrilled to have him stay

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

How dare you! This an elite collection of the greatest acts of our generation.

He's German!

He can't speak/understand English!!

 

[Rawex]

Turned it off now lol

Music is SHIT

 

[Nowhere Fast]

He's German!

He can't speak/understand English!!

True tbf.

I've heard from a reliable sauce that his German is legit doe.

 

[UVee]

@Tules OHH MUH GAAWD HULLZEE

 

[Nowhere Fast]

@Tules HUULLLLLLLLZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG!

 

[Chules]

HOLY FUCK