Futbol Pre-Season Prem Thread v.Uno: Viva Espana Edicion

[Chules]

@Nowhere Fast @Partlow @Deffid @Carl Drogo

Still spending more time in the ATTACKING half than me and Drogo

 

[Corona]

Iran always takes forever with this shit. It could be 3 days from now before they lob some gay ass rocket. They are probably on the phone with Israel right now negotiating which targets to blow up. Why do they always announce their attacks in advance like total idiots? This shit is all scripted face saving. Almost as dumb as 70IQ Palestine/Hezbollah folks.

If game of thrones has taught me anything it’s that inbreds create the goat dynasty. I welcome our Muslim overlords.

 

[Chules]

Man impregnated Bergkamp’s daughter then dipped lol. What a life

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: 🇮🇷 🇺🇸

Last line made me lol

 

[volodya]

Spoiler: 🇮🇷 🇺🇸

Last line made me lol

Fuck him. Put him in a straight jacket and parachute into rural Iran.

What an incredibly stupid idea

 

[650lb Sumo]

Can you make me an AV or something? They are favorite team, so I'd like to show support.

@Arqueto

 

[Chules]

Spoiler: £1 burger 🍔

@Arqueto @UVee @650lb Sumo

 

[Chules]

@Arqueto

 

[Arqueto]

Can you make me an AV or something? They are favorite team, so I'd like to show support.

@Arqueto

 

[Concrete]

@Chules @Deffid @UVee

Spoiler

 

[650lb Sumo]

Spoiler: £1 burger 🍔

@Arqueto @UVee @650lb Sumo

Straycatburger

 

[Arqueto]

We just got put in a spliff by some Japanese team that is 11th in their league

 

[Carl Drogo]

Fuck sake, think I'm still drunk. Only AngeBall can cure this hangover. Him and these K Pop chicks kicking the match off. What in the blue hell is this?

@xtramob bless
Harry Kane bless (not playing)

 

[Carl Drogo]

Davies is so fucking shit. He's nicked a living off me for near on a decade. Hadda nuff

 

[Ignicious]

We just got put in a spliff by some Japanese team that is 11th in their league

We got Valencia in a few hours. Who the fuck book these things?

 

[Arqueto]

@BroRogan

 

[Carl Drogo]

@Arqueto

Better reason THEN heat.rdy technology, innit

 

[Chules]

The Algerian boxer is boxing in 2 hours time

imagine if it ends in a KO win

 

[volodya]

You seem like some one I shoulda explained my last BWR shooop from

I'm sort of embarrassed to ask if Brighton are any good or not ;-)

 

[volodya]

Thank you! I have some super special stuff to share with you via pm, but I dunno how!