Futbol Pre-Season Prem Thread - 2. Edizione: Summer Mercato

[LEWIS540]

We are fucking dogshit, season is over already. I've already mentally checked out. We're gonna lose our next two league games.

PREDICTIONS:

Newcastle 0 - 2 Man City
Chelsea 1 - 1 Brighton
Brentford 2 - 1 West Ham
Everton 0 - 0 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 5 - 0 Leicester
Nottm Forest 1 - 1 Fulham
Wolves 0 - 3 Liverpool
Ipswich Town 0 - 2 Aston Villa
Bournemouth 1 - 0 Southampton

Man United 1 - 2 Spurs

Bit reactionary, but yeah.......need minimum 4 points from the next 2 or we'll already be chasing uphill.

Whilst still shit, we're definitely looking better than last season.......but ultimately it's a results game.

 

[BroRogan]

Also noticing the @BroRogan likes flooding in. Welcome back LAD. Justin Time to make the new thread imo

 

[Rawex]

 

[Arqueto]

5 billion quid ARAMCO cheque to the Toon looms

 

[Dr J]

For an innocent guy he had lots of ties to the crime scene. Doesn't mean he committed the murder. Of course. But an "innocent" person has no ties to a murder scene. He was involved to some extent if not fully guilty. Is that enough to warrant death? Probably not to be honest. But I don't like this "innocent" labelling. I'm completely innocent of that murder. I have no ties to it whatsoever. He did.

From what I’m reading, he admitted to the crime to more than one person, he was seen disposing his bloody clothes, and the victim’s belongings were found in his car. I’m good with this one.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Playing at school is a rarity. Even when they do, not enough good kids play, so there’s not much competition.

I’m going to have to look into

From what I’m reading, he admitted to the crime to more than one person, he was seen disposing his bloody clothes, and the victim’s belongings were found in his car. I’m good with this one.

Exactly, fuck him.

 

[BroRogan]

Sherdog PL Weekly Schedule


FRIDAY

7.30pm GMT
Dortmund - Bochum @Deffid


CATURDAY

12.30pm
Newcastle - Man City @650lb Sumo @Arqueto


2.30pm
Wolfsburg - Stuttgart @Arqueto @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @Chules @Carl Drogo

3pm
Chelsea - Brighton @Jonathan Utah

Arsenal - Leicester @Chules @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs

Leeds - Coventy @Ignicious

Watford - Sunderland @JaviBrewski

Hull - Cardiff City @EOW

Whitby Town - Matlock Town @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @BroRogan

5pm
Genoa - Juve @Jonathan Utah

5.30pm
Bayern - Leverkusen @xtramob

Wolves - Liverpool @Shamrockftw @BigDeadFreak

5.45pm
NEC Nijmegen - Feyenoord @Joe_Armstrong

St Johnstone - Celtic @Boxeo12

7.45pm
Bolona - Atalanta @fica

8pm
Osasuna - Barca @Da Speeit @mantis_fist


SUNDAY

4.30pm
Man United - Tottenham @LEWIS540 @BAM @Cyrano200 @Dr J @The_Renaissance @UVee @weaselkenievil | @Carl Drogo @Possum Jenkins @xtramob

6pm
Porto - Arouca @FadeLess

8pm
Atleti - Real @Rawex @Kadafi


TUESDAY

5.45pm
Stuttgart - Sparta Praha @Arqueto @650lb Sumo @Ignicious @Chules @Carl Drogo

7.45pm
Newcastle - Wimbledon @650lb Sumo @Arqueto

Norwich - Leeds @Ignicious

Sunderland - Derby County @JaviBrewski

Cardiff City - Milwall @EOW

8pm
Dortmund - Celtic @Deffid | @Boxeo12

Arsenal - PSG @Chules @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs


WEDNESDAY

5.45pm
Girona - Feyenoord @Joe_Armstrong

Donezk - Atalanta @fica

8pm
Aston Villa - Bayern @xtramob

Lille - Real @Rawex @Kadafi

Barca - Young Boys @Da Speeit @mantis_fist

Liverpool - Bologna @Shamrockftw @BigDeadFreak

Leipzig - Juve @Jonathan Utah


THURSDAY

5.45pm
Ferencvaros - Tottenham @Carl Drogo @Possum Jenkins @xtramob

8pm
Porto - Man United @FadeLess | @LEWIS540 @BAM @Cyrano200 @Dr J @The_Renaissance @UVee @weaselkenievil

 

[Carl Drogo]

Yup everyone’s slacking on the threads it’s disgusting

Was my favourite thing to look forward to all the time

We’ve been missing new mascots, new bike racks, and new choons

Remember when I told you two this thread was played out 3,000 posts ago at the beginning of the season

 

[Carl Drogo]

@EOW playing Hull, he's never posting here againe

Cardiff City literally dead last
@Partlow @Da Speeit @Jonathan Utah

Wales is Swan White!

 

[Chules]

 

[Chules]

Guys I’ve been robbed by the tax man this month. Don’t work your way up in life. It’s really not worth it.
Just to fund zelensky and Israel. Any way to avoid it other than not working @Carl Drogo ?

 

[Carl Drogo]

Guys I’ve been robbed by the tax man this month. Don’t work your way up in life. It’s really not worth it.
Just to fund zelensky and Israel. Any way to avoid it other than not working @Carl Drogo ?

Plan A: Make more so you don't notice it.
Plan A: Vote for small government with less oversight.
Plan A: Vote Trump.

 

[Ignicious]

Remember when I told you two this thread was played out 3,000 posts ago at the beginning of the season

If nothing has happened by noon tomorrow (11 uk time) I'll make a new thread.
And I will do it right this time.

 

[Chules]

Plan A: Make more so you don't notice it.
Plan A: Vote for small government with less oversight.
Plan A: Vote Trump.

Fuck sake . It’s theft!

This working life ain’t for me anymore. I’m already tired Robbie

 

[Chules]

If nothing has happened by noon tomorrow (11 uk time) I'll make a new thread.
And I will do it right this time.

& If it’s not made by anyone by 4pm U.K. time tomorrow I’ll do it

 

[BroRogan]

@Arqueto

 

[BroRogan]

@Deffid




Zagadou injured again and gonna be out for a while - kinda tragic, what a unlucky dude.

 

[Chules]

@FadeLess @Concrete @Deffid @BroRogan

Spoiler: 🎼 🎶

Man composed the soundtrack on the Red Dead Redemption games too

 

[FadeLess]

@FadeLess @Concrete @Deffid @BroRogan

Spoiler: 🎼 🎶

Man composed the soundtrack on the Red Dead Redemption games too

Thank you.
But the romance in my life is dieded.

 

[Chules]

Thank you.
But the romance in my life is dieded.

We go again my brother. Always.

Also you’re fadebae, what a man