Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v6 : Don't F**k with Maureen Edition

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Will Tony Martial leave Yoonited this Summer?

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    Anthony Martial facing £180,000 fine after going AWOL from Manchester United's pre-season tour of USA and missing EIGHT days of training

      • Anthony Martial left Manchester United's tour of the US for birth of his baby boy
      • He flew to Paris but he has not returned and missed eight days of pre-season
      • Jose Mourinho has called for him to return and Martial now faces a huge fine
      • Martial faces a £180,000 pay-out and has been linked with a summer transfer
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    Top Fred, deserves to be paid top money.....

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    Fucking lol!!! get in! :D

    she's my favourite.

    650? :D
     
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    Real Madrid star Mateo Kovacic ready to reject Manchester United 'because he doesn't like Jose Mourinho's tactics'
    • Mateo Kovacic doesn't think his style of play will suit Jose Mourinho's system
    • Manchester United were ready to pay upwards of £54m for the Real Madrid star
    • Kovacic would prefer a move to a club that plays with a more fluid style
    Jose Mourinho is facing more heartache in the transfer market with Real Madrid star Mateo Kovacic flat-out rejecting a summer move to Manchester United. According to Spanish newspaper Marca , the Croatia international is keen to quit the Bernabeu over a lack of first-team opportunities, but would rather stay if that means playing at Old Trafford.


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    Daily Mail at their Sanchez gets half a mill a week bullshit.
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    Jimmy McGill You'll Never Wank Alone

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    the kindest thing I can say about this is ''clickbait''
     
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    She could use that money for a wig.
     
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    Morning all

    Great bike rack in OP, shame about the mascots . . . . Especially the first one.

    Definetly a trap
     
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    saw someone on the bus with his prescription in his hands, he was sitting right infront of me so it was kinda hard not to see it

    "mitrazipine"

    i was like wtf is that. was puzzling me the whole way home.

    Is it an anti-histamine? Anti-depressant? Wtf is it

    Just remembered and googled it

    In addition to its antidepressant properties, mirtazapine has anxiolytic, sedative, antiemetic, antiallergenic, and appetite stimulant effects and is sometimes used in the treatment of anxiety disorders, insomnia, nausea and vomiting, and to produce weight gain when desirable. It is taken by mouth.

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    there's your story from yesterday, and today
     
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    orignially i thought it was to do with stomach acid

    eg cimetidine and ranitidine which are proton pump inhibitors end in -ine

    that was my line of thinking initially
     
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    lmao im retarded
     
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    Oiiiiiiiiiii take that back

    It's Lynnbae! Not a trap!!

    I realised I hadn't been posting her much lately so I had to rectify it. I love her.

    Lyndsey Gunnulfsen (or Lynn Gunn, as she prefers to be called) was born on March 15, 1994, in Boston, Massachusetts. Her parents are Peter Gunnulfsen and Cathy Gunnulfsen. Her father is a builder while her mother is a school teacher. She is best known as the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist for the American rock band PVRIS, formerly stylized as Paris.


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    Keep the prem thread trap free imo
     
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    i'd let her fuck me in the ass with a 9 inch dildo

    nothing wrong wtih traps
     
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    She looks like she could beat me in an arm wrestle
     
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