Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v1: Dabbing With The World Cup Edition

[LEWIS540]

Local ting. They've got a deal where you get a huuuuugepizza for a tenner on Thursdays. Not sure about the toppings, but not traditional style, I'm going for something GREAZY

Wait, isn't it Wednesday?

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Local ting. They've got a deal where you get a huuuuugepizza for a tenner on Thursdays. Not sure about the toppings, but not traditional style, I'm going for something GREAZY

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

 

[Chules]

Local ting. They've got a deal where you get a huuuuugepizza for a tenner on Thursdays. Not sure about the toppings, but not traditional style, I'm going for something GREAZY

BOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Get dat protein on it too

 

[Chules]

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

Lmfao!!

im sure bossman won't know the day either tbh

 

[Chules]

I had to print some student finance forms today

have no printer here

so I went into the local bossman printing shop, think he was from Iran or something, so I print my stuff, pay him and he gives me a free plastic sheet to put the printed sheets in! I didn't even need it but i took it. Bossman bless.

Then I wrote out all the shit I needed to do on the forms in his store.

As I leave, I say "Thanks boss"

And he went, "You too boss"

The legit bossman called me a boss.

On cloud fucking 9.

Just remembered it now Lol. Legit story. Can take a pic of the plastic wallet sheet for proof.

 

[Clear Winner]

Wait, isn't it Wednesday?

God dammmnnnit!!! I've been ill and wishing my week away, I've made a grave error.

I'm gonna try and sales pitch boss man and get the deal. If no luck, I'll get an Indian.

 

[Chules]

God dammmnnnit!!! I've been ill and wishing my week away, I've made a grave error.

I'm gonna try and sales pitch boss man and get the deal. If no luck, I'll get an Indian.

Bossman deals are literally that, bossmans deals.

The day of the week doesn't matter lol

If he says 3 toppings, you can probably get 5.

He'd rather get that tenner

 

[Nowhere Fast]

I had to print some student finance forms today

have no printer here

so I went into the local bossman printing shop, think he was from Iran or something, so I print my stuff, pay him and he gives me a free plastic sheet to put the printed sheets in! I didn't even need it but i took it. Bossman bless.

Then I wrote out all the shit I needed to do on the forms in his store.

As I leave, I say "Thanks boss"

And he went, "You too boss"

The legit bossman called me a boss.

On cloud fucking 9.

Just remembered it now Lol. Legit story. Can take a pic of the plastic wallet sheet for proof.

That was one of your best stories of the day, imo. Would read again.

 

[Concrete]

That was one of your best stories of the day, imo. Would read again.

He's getting better isn't he

 

[Chules]

reading the RAWK forums

Seems Oxlade's career is at genuine threat and they're getting Fekir too

 

[Clear Winner]

Bossman deals are literally that, bossmans deals.

The day of the week doesn't matter lol

If he says 3 toppings, you can probably get 5.

He'd rather get that tenner

I sealed the deal with master negotiating.

Me: Boss man, have you got that deal for the big pizza.
Boss man: I'm afraid that was yesterday (wasn't even Thursday anyway)
Me: OK, I'll call back next week
Boss man: OK you can have the deal.

Got 2 garlic sauces too.

I got 2 doe init!

 

[Chules]

Me: OK, I'll call back next week

omfg LOL



what you get?!?

 

[Kadafi]

 

[Sebbe]

@Sebbe
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ruled out for whole of next season by knee injury
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...mberlain-out-for-season-knee-injury-liverpool

Don't usually give much of a fuck about players who leave us for another club, but I'm genuinely gutted for the lad.

I agree, fucking horrible for him. A good thing for pool they've put some money on the midfield.

 

[Sebbe]

Cheque book manager.




But, but, but NET SPEND.

 

[Da Speeit]

@Sebbe
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ruled out for whole of next season by knee injury
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...mberlain-out-for-season-knee-injury-liverpool

Don't usually give much of a fuck about players who leave us for another club, but I'm genuinely gutted for the lad.

You were right about his quality all along. Crazy how putting him closer to the middle brought his best qualities out. Hope he comes back stronger

 

[Da Speeit]

Shauna Malwae-Tweep

Alison Becker is hot af.
She looks like my high school love, who ruined me and made heartless

Take heed @Chules
it be the baes that do ya in

 

[Da Speeit]

I sealed the deal with master negotiating.

Me: Boss man, have you got that deal for the big pizza.
Boss man: I'm afraid that was yesterday (wasn't even Thursday anyway)
Me: OK, I'll call back next week
Boss man: OK you can have the deal.

Got 2 garlic sauces too.

I got 2 doe init!

Gallon

 

[LEWIS540]

75m VVD, 14m Shaqiri, 64m Keita, 45m Fabinho, 63m Allisson, already in 2018.


Nothing wrong with spending money, but let's not hear that Liverpool are boxing above their weight class. Like United, Pool really need to mount a serious title challenge this season.

 

[Sebbe]

75m VVD, 14m Shaqiri, 64m Keita, 45m Fabinho, 63m Allisson, already in 2018.


Nothing wrong with spending money, but let's not hear that Liverpool are boxing above their weight class. Like United, Pool really need to mount a serious title challenge this season.

Of course.

Only position I'm still worried about is "Lovren" and possibly TAA.
Looking good otherwise.