Power Slap Discussion

What do you do for a living?
I slap people and they slap me.
Slap? As in b****slap?
Yes.
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Is this in some way sanctioned? Why is it even permitted? After most contestants walk away with a concussion are they examined by doctors? Do they get mandatory suspensions?
 
The saddest thing is that I can see the reason behind hiring Hasbullah being this and then they will pair him with that other little dude that is his rival in a slapping circus.
 
Where will they put the Power Slap Hall of Fame?
 
Has this shit started yet? I want to witness the very first UPS event so 30 years from now I can be one of the UPS1 OG fans in here.
 
I have been training slapping for years now
 
I wonder how the presentations gonna be like. Are they gonna tell us sad stories the proceed to the slap contests?
 
Whatever happened to swords? Or at least clubs? Slapping sounds like it could take a while.
 
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