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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, noble Americans and foreigners, please gather round' and welcome to Sherdogs first ever Official War Room Presidency thread; The White House!
A truly historic day--named The White House because I would like to welcome you all into my home where myself and my brilliant hard working cabinet members would like to show you the workings of the Executive Branch of the War Room.
First, I would like to take a second to thank all of my tremendous cabinet members who made this win possible! Without them, I am unsure I would have been able to defeat the many limp wristed cuck horde that plagues the lands of the War Room! I would like to thank all of my voters; you are truly great, smart people and you recognized excellence and class in your vote! I am here for YOU! I would like to thank @JDragon for being a very tough and determined opponent. You were the only one who put up a true fight and it was a damn close race, a honor sir. Lastly, I would like to say thank you to all my enemies. All the ones who thought I didn't have a chance, the ones who lied about me, saying I am not a War Room poster, calling my voters low IQ and deplorables all the while supporting a dog fucker, thank you for that extra fuel. It was very Trump-esque the way things worked out--basically a double loss in 2016 for the smug cucklords who got shit on by Mr. Donald Trump and myself!! THANK YOU!!
As the historic day here in the War Room concludes, I must take the oath of the office! I feel so honored... so privileged... so humbled.
"I, Palis Pablo Escobar, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the War Room, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the War Room."
Now, onto business (my forte). This thread is an continual work in progress, used for content and updates as the year goes on, so expect edits and additions of content from the cabinet!
The official Presidential Cabinet
POTWR: @Palis
Vice President: @Dr J
Sec of State: @RhinoRush
Sec of Defense: @Rex Kwon Do
Sec of Homeland Security: @ens189
Sec of Treasury: @The Diplomat
Attorney General: @Deffid
Sec of Agriculture: @Overpressure
Sec of SJW control: @theBLADE1
Sec of Education and Office Supplies: @Clippy
Minister of Fuckery: @AgedFlatus
FBI Director: @Hans Gruber
CIA Director: @MusterX
General of the Revolution: @VivaRevolution
Director of sexy lady glutes: @Prime Ang (RIP)[/USER]
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[COLOR=rgb(255, 0, 128)]White House Librarian: [USER=39716]@Jack V Savage
Head Groundskeeper: @Fawlty
Gardner 1: @Rod1
Gardner 2: @panamaican
Golfcart Mechanic: @Diamond Jim
The guy who cleans toilets: @Bat Dad
Head Maid: @seiger
Jester 1: @M3t4tr0n
Jester 2: @7437
Kennelmaster: @JDragon
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-In my goal to facilitate the release and unbanning of @Hollywood Nicky, I have sent Ambassadors all over the world to contact Nicky through Facebook. We are still waiting to hear from the man and even see if he is alive.
-Also, through my talks with @Lead, it seems I will need to go higher than the creator of Executive Branch of the War Room. My goal is the release of Nicky, but I will need to delve much further into Sherdog and it appears it won't be easy.
-President Palis
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