Poster you'd fist fight?

[loyalyolayal]

Only pick fights you can win!

We could call them "fights", sure.

 

[ens189]

There's some tough dudes on here, @Rico @DoctorTaco and @Significance Deficit would fuck up pretty much everyone on these boards.

That said I'd fight @Spliff irl because he's a homosexual.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

There's a lot of posters that deserve a hard punch in the face.

But it wouldn't fix what's wrong with them.

In fact, in a number of cases, absorbing too many of them may be how they got that way in the first place.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

none of you are ready for what I am capable of doing to another human in a confrontation.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I'd whoop that weird ass #yolo freak, hostile dude's self fo sho.
all his existential bullshit would be floating around on the sidewalk with his teef

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Shutup racist trust fund baby.

I'd double leg you and Kong WOULD tap.

I just verbally destroyed you and all you can come up with is "I'd double legyou hyuck".

Completely owned. Plus you're poor and dumb

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Bring it!

 

[Pixelated Porn]

...

 

[Anung Un Rama]

ill step on your neck

 

[Graves The Elder]

a bit of the old ultra, me droogies!

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

@Rex Kwon Do

And @Kardashians but that would just be Erotic wrestling.

 

[Satur9]

Just gonna fuck y'all till you love me.

 

[TrippleOG]

Let the Rage run through your veins.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

i would erotically wrestle @Kardashians

I would watch old school wresting with @Gutter Chris

I would listen to jim cornettes wresting podcasts with @Zer

And I would legit wrestle @Rex Kwon Do

 

[AgentSmecker]

I'd whoop that weird ass #yolo freak, hostile dude's self fo sho.
all his existential bullshit would be floating around on the sidewalk with his teef

You'd be too busy trying to pick your own teeth up with broken fingers to think about fighting anyone else.

 

[CrimsonFan]

I think I could hang with most sherdoggers

 

[Anung Un Rama]

You wouldn't want to fight me Anung. My dear Pappy taught me not to be the one getting the shiner, but rather to be the one who walks away and is waiting around a corner with a 2x4. Fighting fair is for Mayberrians, not War Roomers.

 

[rocketskates]

@ArchGoat

Easy KO finish to give me my 101st consecutive street fight victory.

 

[Guernica]

All you DAMN noobs call out GOAT poster GUERNICA just to make a DAMN name for yourselves are pathetic! Not only am I the greatest DAMN poster this DAMN site has ever DAMN well seen, but I've been trainin Bjj and Muy-thai for going on 8 years. I guarantee I'm in better shape than 90% of you peasants and will end you, so don't even try it!

....or do.

Come at me bro!

#GUERNICAbless

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Kardasihans is def not a guy. But I'm in love with her as wel so you and I met be at a crossroads here.