Possible Sasquatch encounter happened last night.

[Zoolander]

Since when is calling people out on bullshit and absurdity a bad thing in this world? Those last three sentences were literally the exact opposite of what you were complaining about in my posts and you think they are completely unnecessary? I'm glad you enjoy fiction. I enjoy it too, just not when it's portrayed as reality.

What bullshit? You think OP made the story up? Or is it the simple mention of the word "Sasquatch" that sets you on the warpath? I don't see anything in this thread that warrants negativity unless being a dick is one's hobby.

The 3 sentences are unnecessary because you know nothing about me aside from a few sentences I've written. I understand being condescending is your shtick so I won't take offense

 

[DoomPatrol]

What bullshit? You think OP made the story up? Or is it the simple mention of the word "Sasquatch" that sets you on the warpath? I don't see anything in this thread that warrants negativity unless being a dick is one's hobby.

The 3 sentences are unnecessary because you know nothing about me aside from a few sentences I've written. I understand being condescending is your shtick so I won't take offense

I think the lack of openness to regular explanations is the ridiculous part. He's insistent that it was some..... thing instead of the more likely possibility that an animal stirred up a rock slide of some sort. Then he decides that his reasonable response would have been to shoot a gun into the darkness. Then he decides that it's no problem to go back to the same spot for fishing despite being certain of a giant lake monkey throwing basketball sized boulders at him previously.

If this story was simply I was fishing at night and rocks started falling from the hill above me and I had to leave the area for my safety then nobody would give a fuck. Instead he's spreading nonsense about some beast trying to scare him with rock throwing. It's nonsense and should be addressed as nonsense.

The mention of Sasquatch immediately puts a blip on my bullshit radar. When someone is retardedly stubborn about their position without evidence to support it, I begin the warpath of deconstructing their claims. You can't claim to not know what something is, then immediately follow that statement with "so it must be X supernatural entity". It's stupid and illogical and shouldn't be encouraged. If you want killer gorillas without the warpath from me, talk about the movie Congo. It's fiction. I'm cool with that. When you try to distort the real world, I'm going to say something. Just like you guys can circle jerk about Bigfoot, I can call people out about the idiocy of bigfoot. When the dude starts talking about wanting to discharge a firearm in a reckless manner, I'm definitely going to have some shit to say. Especially because he's now going to that same place armed.

 

[computer fogie]

Assuming that you're accurate in everything you say, and I have no reason to think you aren't, this is amazing. I had never believed in Sasquatch-type creatures, but you have me thinking...

 

[nhbbear]

Pages 1 through 11 have you, a grown fucking man, running like a bitch in the dark from a giant monster monkey throwing basketball sized boulders. Now you want to act like a badass on page 12 to pretend like you casually went back to catch some fish?

yep. Coming from an Internet badass. I am sure you would have stood your ground tommy toughtits. You are the one that needs to validate himself by calling someone a pussy on the Internet because you wouldn’t dare do it in person.

 

[DoomPatrol]

yep. Coming from an Internet badass. I am sure you would have stood your ground tommy toughtits. You are the one that needs to validate himself by calling someone a pussy on the Internet because you wouldn’t dare do it in person.

I'm not sure how you stand your ground against a rock slide. I would have left the area too, I'm just not such a retard that I would go cry about it being a giant lake monkey on the internet rather than.... Gravity. And if I was so sure it was the giant lake monkey throwing BASKETBALL SIZED BOULDERS AT ME, then I sure as fuck wouldn't go back to fish.

Then again, maybe that's because I'm not a hysterical bitch type of guy. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself an internet badass, but I'm certainly not an internet pussy like you.

And I would most certainly have no issue calling you a pussy in person buddy. I don't know, maybe you would start indiscriminately firing your weapon in my direction because my spittle made you fear for your life. You might think it was Loch Ness in my direction.

This guy does not inspire fear in my heart.

 

[BearGrounds]

From the BFRO (Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization):

Their strength, especially upper body, is legendary. They seem to take "pleasure" in exercising this strength, for example, lifting basketball-sized rocks and throwing them in arcs to scare off intruders, lifting the edges of mobile homes, cars or trailers, lifting and throwing full 50 gal. drums (450 lbs.) or 240 lb rocks (weighed later), and spirally twisting the trunks of small trees, possibly as territorial or way markers

Tool Use

This trait of the human species is largely absent in the sasquatch. As mentioned above, they use branches and rocks to hit trees or other rocks and they throw rocks and other objects out of hiding to scare people out of their territory (as do chimpanzees). Only one case has come to my attention of a boy being inadvertently hit by such a thrown rock (though not seriously injured). Rare reports indicate the possibility of the sasquatch using sticks to kill birds or mammals or to dig in the ground with them.

On one occasion they were observed to fashion "straws" out of the stalks of dead weeds and to drink through them out of a metal tub. They are undoubtedly observant of human appurtenances, such as guns or obvious cameras, and may then take extra care to avoid exposure.

http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_FAQ.asp?id=587



As I said before ITT, rock throwing is a known behavioral characteristic (as compiled reports indicate). It's perfectly reasonable for anyone who has an encounter (like that of this thread) to view it as potentially having been an interaction with a Sasquatch. Pay no mind to the staunch nonbelievers.

BTW TS, thanks for sharing despite the obvious potential for ridicule. For many people the stigmatization and open mockery (from the ignorant) is enough to keep them from speaking out about their experiences, which is a shame. People shouldn't have to care about what fools mock, but it is unfortunately the case that we often do. Just ask guys like Galileo.

 

[nhbbear]

I'm not sure how you stand your ground against a rock slide. I would have left the area too, I'm just not such a retard that I would go cry about it being a giant lake monkey on the internet rather than.... Gravity. And if I was so sure it was the giant lake monkey throwing BASKETBALL SIZED BOULDERS AT ME, then I sure as fuck wouldn't go back to fish.

Then again, maybe that's because I'm not a hysterical bitch type of guy. I wouldn't go as far as to call myself an internet badass, but I'm certainly not an internet pussy like you.

And I would most certainly have no issue calling you a pussy in person buddy. I don't know, maybe you would start indiscriminately firing your weapon in my direction because my spittle made you fear for your life. You might think it was Loch Ness in my direction.

This guy does not inspire fear in my heart.

post a pic tough guy. And rock slides don’t follow you. As previously stated multiple times, the Sasquatch angle was tongue in cheek, but I have no idea how anyone would have gotten on that hillside. Still waiting on the pic, pussy

 

[The_Renaissance]

Yeah pay no attention to people who have the reasoning skills to call out obvious bullshit. What they fuck do they know compared to our ridiculous claims of the behavior exhibited by an animal never documented to exist.

Vampires are real! I've interviewed dozens of victims of vampirism. Don't listen to those nonbelievers who pretend like my lack of evidence suggests I'm making all this shit up for attention! After all, vampires have been claimed by cultures across the globe. Ever hear of Count Chocula?

There's even a well edited documentary on their behavior in current society.



PAY NONBELIEVERS NO MIND. IN FACT TRY NOT TO USE YOUR MIND AT ALL WHEN LISTENING TO ME

Why do you care so much about this though, man?

What does it matter what someone else does/doesn't believe in? How is this impacting your life?

 

[DoomPatrol]

Why do you care so much about this though, man?

What does it matter what someone else does/doesn't believe in? How is this impacting your life?

I'm responding to an internet post. If you think that means it affects my life and well-being outside this board then maybe you're the one too heavily invested in the posts.

I started to care enough to debate this when that retard POLICE OFFICER started claiming he would have recklessly discharged a weapon at something he couldn't see. Which he's now carrying a weapon with that mentality.

People on this board cry about gun rights not being sacred all the time. Here's a perfect example of how gun accidents happen.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I wonder what they do in winter it’s freezing out .

 

[HYBRID_CFC]

no matter what forum, where-ever there is a samsquanch thread, it never disappoints.

 

[nhbbear]

Why do you care so much about this though, man?

What does it matter what someone else does/doesn't believe in? How is this impacting your life?

Why do you care so much about this though, man?

What does it matter what someone else does/doesn't believe in? How is this impacting your life?

he has a schoolgirl crush

 

[nhbbear]

I'm responding to an internet post. If you think that means it affects my life and well-being outside this board then maybe you're the one too heavily invested in the posts.

I started to care enough to debate this when that retard POLICE OFFICER started claiming he would have recklessly discharged a weapon at something he couldn't see. Which he's now carrying a weapon with that mentality.

People on this board cry about gun rights not being sacred all the time. Here's a perfect example of how gun accidents happen.

but wait, there was nothing and no one on that hill, remember? And if there was someone on that hill, I would be 100% justified to shoot at or shoot a person throwing rocks of that size.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

It’s possible that they went into hibernation and that’s why u didn’t see it again

 

[DoomPatrol]

You don’t have to justify being a juice head to me. But maybe you should consider why you were so unhappy with yourself that you felt the need to juice up. Being a douche canoe, well, that is just a defense mechanism because you have deep seated self esteem issues. It causes you to lash out and try to make yourself feel better. Watching you melt down is even sadder than watching Joachim Phoenix in joker.

I was a Marine infantryman who wanted to perform better in combat. I was unhappy with the amount of physical capabilities I had while entering and operating inside an extremely dangerous combat zone and didn't want to have my team suffer consequences of my fitness levels not being the best they could be. It was no different than a high level athlete taking steroids to perform well in their sport, except I wasn't competing in a sanctioned match. It had nothing to do with looking good, I'm pretty enough on my own.

Being a douche canoe towards you is simply an act of expressing my contempt towards your behavior, gullibility, reckless attitude towards discharging deadly weapons, and overall stupidity. It's cute how you losers always try to act like the guy insulting you has some deeply rooted self-esteem issues to make yourself feel better about not being accepted. No, I just don't like your beliefs or behavior.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Fuckin samscrantchs the lot of em

 

[franklinstower]

Assuming that you're accurate in everything you say, and I have no reason to think you aren't, this is amazing. I had never believed in Sasquatch-type creatures, but you have me thinking...

Im really starting to like you lately.

 

[original doom]

Oh shut the fuck up. He obviously meant that if something came along as well as the rocks. Read more, post less.

jgarner is one these know it alls.

 

[Fraz]

Next time you should go full Jesse Ventura and mow down every tree in sight with a mini gun.

 

[original doom]

From Ontario (Canada) a month or so ago.





Ontario hunter Gino Meekis recorded videos of strange, loud, echoing howls in the woods that have left biologists scratching their heads.

He’d never “heard anything like this before,” he told CTVNews.ca in a phone interview. “It was more bass-y than anything I’ve heard scream before.”

And if you’re looking for answers from the government, the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry’s guess is no better than anyone else’s.

“Our biologists say it could be a larger mammal – for example a wolf – but because of a considerable distance from the recorder there is no way to be certain,” ministry spokesperson Jolanta Kowalski wrote in an email to CTVNews.ca.


https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/hunter-captures-strange-howl-in-northern-ontario-woods-1.4686394?cid=sm:trueanthem:ctvlethbridgeost&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+New+Content+(Feed)&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3FnYsyPWJhrdqu3AyRxNF3sQDK0MzGwTEUAd40rGsNHVtWxSKgorFbhMc

Obviously skeptical sherdoggers will have an answer for it.

freaky.