Pornographic material.

[vod]

I've downloaded a lot of porn in my time but I don't like sitting here while I spank it. I prefer to go and sit down on a couch or lay down in my bed while I perform such activities. Where do you prefer to 'handle yourself'?

 

[seldomTap]

If I have the time and readily available tissue, I will always get comfy and lay back on my bed..

If it is a rush job, in the shower, no mess no fuss, just the danger of falling over when the rush of blowing makes my legs wobble!

 

[Meat Fist]

I prefer standing with hands on hips (no manual stimulation) and going for distance in front of a mirror while listening to Molly Hatchet under a strobe light with apple incense burning.

 

[Wilhelm]

Originally posted by Meat Fist
I prefer standing with hands on hips (no manual stimulation) and going for distance in front of a mirror while listening to Molly Hatchet under a strobe light with apple incense burning.

Wasn't that in a movie?


Wilhelm

 

[Parmenides]

Chair rulz..

 

[Cesaro]

anywhere will work, but i prefer laying on my bed or somewhere i can prop my arm up(like a chair arm) so it wont get tired.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

Wilhelm, not unless someone jacked my home movies.

 

[Casp3r]

whenever, where ever.....

that reminds me of some good fappage material

 

[arm breaker]

on the shitter.

 

[CriPpLer]

As long as there are tits in front of me...............I will wank.

 

Originally posted by Meat Fist
I prefer standing with hands on hips (no manual stimulation) and going for distance in front of a mirror while listening to Molly Hatchet under a strobe light with apple incense burning.

Too much info man

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

You speaking of your own tits am I right, Cripple

 

[CriPpLer]

Originally posted by Drunken Meat Fist
You speaking of your own tits am I right, Cripple

I feel my tits are not enough to stimulate myself.

I am afraid my tits are pretty shit looking...............sorry.

 

[The Jake]

LOL @ MEATFIST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

I got beefcake tits so I don't think that'd work for me Crips... LOL...

I'm with c0ld but. Anywhere is good.

- The Jake

 

[vod]

Originally posted by The Jake
I'm with c0ld but. Anywhere is good.

- The Jake

Yeah, I hear he likes to leave the 'result' of his self-love in the pouch of a Kangeroo.

 

[Spencikiss]

Dudes who lay down...watch it...one of my friends loosed in in his mouth accidentally while laying on his back, and puked all over his floor. He wasn't the brightest, but nontheless, be careful.

 

[vod]

That's rather gross. I always would be afraid of shooting myself in the eye. It just can't pleasant to explain why you're blind for a few hours.

 

[LeftBench]

That's gross. Always remember to have tissue or sock handy. Oh wait vod, don't wanna go staining those stupid black dress socks now do ya?

 

[Princess]

I prefer to either be in my bed, or in a hot bath.

 

[LeftBench]

Ah it's good to have a woman enter. Bringing the romo level of some of the threads down a bit.

Thank you Princess.