Pornographic material.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by vod, Jun 15, 2002.

  1. vod Guest

    I've downloaded a lot of porn in my time but I don't like sitting here while I spank it. I prefer to go and sit down on a couch or lay down in my bed while I perform such activities. Where do you prefer to 'handle yourself'?
     
  2. seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    If I have the time and readily available tissue, I will always get comfy and lay back on my bed..

    If it is a rush job, in the shower, no mess no fuss, just the danger of falling over when the rush of blowing makes my legs wobble!
     
  3. Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    I prefer standing with hands on hips (no manual stimulation) and going for distance in front of a mirror while listening to Molly Hatchet under a strobe light with apple incense burning.
     
  4. Wilhelm Brown Belt

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    Wasn't that in a movie?


    Wilhelm
     
  5. Parmenides Gold Belt

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    Chair rulz.. :cool:
     
  6. Cesaro Black Belt

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    anywhere will work, but i prefer laying on my bed or somewhere i can prop my arm up(like a chair arm) so it wont get tired.
     
  7. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    Wilhelm, not unless someone jacked my home movies.
     
  8. Casp3r Green Belt

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    whenever, where ever.....

    that reminds me of some good fappage material
     
  9. arm breaker This was cool when it took 5000 posts to have.....

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    on the shitter.
     
  10. CriPpLer Gold Belt

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    As long as there are tits in front of me...............I will wank.


    :D
     
  11. Guest

    Too much info man
     
  12. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    You speaking of your own tits am I right, Cripple
     
  13. CriPpLer Gold Belt

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    I feel my tits are not enough to stimulate myself.

    I am afraid my tits are pretty shit looking...............sorry.:p :D
     
  14. The Jake Evil Genius

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    LOL @ MEATFIST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    I got beefcake tits so I don't think that'd work for me Crips... LOL...

    I'm with c0ld but. Anywhere is good.

    - The Jake
     
  15. vod Guest


    Yeah, I hear he likes to leave the 'result' of his self-love in the pouch of a Kangeroo.
     
  16. Spencikiss Red Belt

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    Dudes who lay down...watch it...one of my friends loosed in in his mouth accidentally while laying on his back, and puked all over his floor. He wasn't the brightest, but nontheless, be careful.
     
  17. vod Guest

    That's rather gross. I always would be afraid of shooting myself in the eye. It just can't pleasant to explain why you're blind for a few hours.
     
  18. LeftBench Red Belt

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    That's gross. Always remember to have tissue or sock handy. Oh wait vod, don't wanna go staining those stupid black dress socks now do ya?
     
  19. Princess Green Belt

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    I prefer to either be in my bed, or in a hot bath. :)
     
  20. LeftBench Red Belt

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    Ah it's good to have a woman enter. Bringing the romo level of some of the threads down a bit.

    Thank you Princess.
     

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