Pornhub's 2019 top searches

[Omegaboy13]

How is it fake?

Never heard this before

I feel like I'm telling someone Santa isn't real.

Is squirting real? Yes. Just not like in porn. Sorry to break it to you.

 

[SamSchmidt]

PSA Don't porn and drive.

I tried to find a glove box gif with all kinds of tickets spilling out of it. But the internet hates me today.

Anyways that's my glovebox. That's good advice.

 

[Goldentrophy]

None of the searches listed are even in my top 20. Looks like some shit I would have searched for when I got my first pubic hair. Bunch of newbies man.

Where's the Gloryholes, and Milking Tables and ATM's? bunch of rookies.

 

[CodeBreaker]

Why is Japanese so far ahead of Chinese?

Basically the same?

Japanese doesn't eat dogs

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[dudefacemcghee]

Ummmmmmm..no gay porn category?????????????

 

[R.I.P. KMS]

I feel like I'm telling someone Santa isn't real.

Is squirting real? Yes. Just not like in porn. Sorry to break it to you.

 

[Cole train]

And being a bitch

Problem?

 

[weed]

Problem?

I think he means the actress tends to be a bitch in the videos

 

[JOE QUEEF]

And being a bitch

Problem?

Ohhhhhhh shit!

HERE...WE...GO!!!!!!

I got C-Train winning in the first round by decrapitation.

 

[Cole train]

I think he means the actress tends to be a bitch in the videos

Aaah ok

I would not know that

Or would i?

 

[MeatWagon06]

Squirting is like the WWE of the porn world. Fun to watch until you find out it's fake. It's porn made for men who aren't secure enough in themselves to confess to liking golden showers.

I don’t think so.. I dated a squirt for 5 years. It was a good and bad thing.

I didn’t have her shooting a rainbow into her own face or anything though.

 

[BayAreaGuy]

These always suprise me.

Based on what's on porn, I would also assume that the top searches are; amature, mature, milf, (anything incest or implied... like step mom, or mom) interracial.

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Problem?

Nah

 

[Spookv]

I'm not impressed, RandyJo should have been near the top.

 

[minute bull]

amature, mature,

I do love a tasty misspelling.

I can see the video now.

GUY: I dunno. You look a little young.

GIRL: I' m not young, I'm amature.

* music starts*

 

[daPROFESSOR]

I like home made... the more unprofessional the better. Preferably shot with a cell phone.

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Glad to see the right wingers have gotten lesbian back up high again. Where it belongs.

only acceptable porn to watch.

Lesbian is boring.

 

[weed]

These always suprise me.

Based on what's on porn, I would also assume that the top searches are; amature, mature, milf, (anything incest or implied... like step mom, or mom) interracial.

"step mom" is a weird one.

like wtf, is it a step mom re-enactment scene? or are dudes secretly recording their step moms.. or banging them even?? no thanks.

 

[SamSchmidt]

I like how some posters on Sherdog make introspective intelligent posts about philosophical pursuits. Maybe debating Plato and Socrates. It gets 4 replies and goes to page 5 in 2 hours.


....put Pornhub, boobs or pornstar in the title though....
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