porn name REDUX

[NuTz]

The real way to get your porn name is to take your middle name as your first name, then your street-name(street/road/avenue) as your last name.

I would be Stephen Coledale.

That is SOOO porno material

 

[scat]

id be Thad Fifthstreet

 

[ensanity]

I would be Patrick Keniston

 

[LeftBench]

Robbie Ponderosa

Now that's pornographic.

 

[BrOkEnNoSe123]

I'd be Layton Country Club. Yeah that gets the ladies horny I'm sure

 

[LeftBench]

lol brokennose123

 

[BrOkEnNoSe123]

Dude Robbie Ponderosa would seriously work. If I were you I'd seriously start telling people that was my name. You could say things like "I'm just like a ponderosa, long and hard" or if the bitch made you limp you could yell "Timber!!!!!!!!" That would be so tight man.

 

[Machado Jiu-Jitsu]

i'd be screwed if i had to have a porn name. all the streets near me are spanish. my name would be jack via la selva

 

[Machado Jiu-Jitsu]

ps robbie ponderosa is awesome!

 

[Waylander]

Thomas Bushkiller.

 

[J-Garden]

I'd be big cock mctoot, i have my own rules for porn names, so nobody argue

 

[I.J.S.]

Earl Pearl

 

[gman]

edward grand

 

[Hurtch]

Joel Ch

 

[SEXY BEAST]

Suge paumalu

 

[Scarface]

Leonard Oaktree. That sounds good.

 

[hex]

Louis Hookumu...doesn't work to well with Hawaii street names.

 

[Gaijin]

Edmund Butterworth

sounds very posh doesn't it? right down to the bowtie and body oil.

 

[Squezze]

Winston Dogberryhill. Sounds kinda porno to me.