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  1. NuTz

    NuTz Green Belt

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    The real way to get your porn name is to take your middle name as your first name, then your street-name(street/road/avenue) as your last name.

    I would be Stephen Coledale.

    That is SOOO porno material
     
  2. scat

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    id be Thad Fifthstreet
     
  3. ensanity

    ensanity Guest

    I would be Patrick Keniston[​IMG]
     
  4. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    Robbie Ponderosa

    Now that's pornographic.
     
  5. I'd be Layton Country Club. Yeah that gets the ladies horny I'm sure
     
  6. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    lol brokennose123
     
  7. Dude Robbie Ponderosa would seriously work. If I were you I'd seriously start telling people that was my name. You could say things like "I'm just like a ponderosa, long and hard" or if the bitch made you limp you could yell "Timber!!!!!!!!" That would be so tight man.
     
  8. Machado Jiu-Jitsu

    Machado Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt

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    i'd be screwed if i had to have a porn name. all the streets near me are spanish. my name would be jack via la selva
     
  9. Machado Jiu-Jitsu

    Machado Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt

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    ps robbie ponderosa is awesome!
     
  10. Waylander

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    Thomas Bushkiller.
     
  11. J-Garden

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    I'd be big cock mctoot, i have my own rules for porn names, so nobody argue
     
  12. I.J.S.

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    Earl Pearl
     
  13. gman

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    edward grand
     
  14. Hurtch

    Hurtch Blue Belt

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    Joel Ch
     
  15. SEXY BEAST

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    Suge paumalu
     
  16. Scarface

    Scarface Guest

    Leonard Oaktree. That sounds good.
     
  17. hex

    hex Purple Belt

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    Louis Hookumu...doesn't work to well with Hawaii street names.
     
  18. Gaijin

    Gaijin Blue Belt

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    Edmund Butterworth

    sounds very posh doesn't it? right down to the bowtie and body oil.
     
  19. Squezze

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    Winston Dogberryhill. Sounds kinda porno to me.
     

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