Porch pirate has wardrobe malfunction during heist

[Goon Dog]

Not likely the first package she's grabbed without permission.
Send in the police sketch artist.
Wanted Poster: Have you seen these tits?

 

[Cherry Brigand]

those ring cams you can view it from your cell phone at work

How would you know?

 

[aunshi189]

If we can't blame the starving man for stealing a loaf of bread, can we blame the topless woman for stealing clothes?

 

[Oeshon]

does anyone ever get shot ? i thought this was amerikaaaa

 

[method115]

does anyone ever get shot ? i thought this was amerikaaaa

No but this is almost better than that.

 

[Horus]

'What is this? Some kind of bust?'

 

[zapataxiv]

I wonder if she...hmm...likes the back porch as well. She looks like the type that doesn't need her porch wrapped up if you catch my drift. Unnnnnnnnnnnnprotected sex if you pick up what I'm putting down. She's promiscuous and sleeps with everyone if you understand. Lots of intercourse if you're following.

Can you dumb it down a bit
Im 14 and dont know what this is

 

[GSP_37]

Looks chubby. Deserves some cruel and unusual punishment like maybe standing nude in crowded intersection with sign saying she's a porch pirate.

 

[Omegaboy13]

She'll be easy to find. Just check records in the surrounding area for a woman with 9 children. Only someone who breast fed a gaggle of kids will have tiddies that swing "to and fro" with such reckless abandon.

 

[TidWell]

How would you know?

I have Ring installed in my home and doorbell and check on my cell phone when im at work or away when Im expecting a package or if I get a detection alert, then I can see who is at the door and even speak to them.

 

[KnightTemplar]

IMO this is a scenario where Rape is justified.

Fixed

 

[mjmj]

those ring cams you can view it from your cell phone at work

In the video you could hear the homeowner banging on the window to "scare off" the thief.