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Porch pirate has wardrobe malfunction during heist

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A wardrobe malfunction wouldn't stop this lady from claiming her prize, which was a package on the front porch of a Houston home.
It all happened in just a few seconds. The woman pulled into the driveway and ran up to the porch. In the video, you can see she was in a hurry. She grabbed the package and quickly drove away.
You can also hear the homeowner inside, who was hoping to stop the thief. The irony of the topless thief? The package was a dress from Nordstrom.
https://www.khou.com/mobile/article...home/285-30db9790-1fb8-4474-b896-64f87222b3ab
 
We got a clear look at them. I mean both the car and the perpetrator. We will ahem continue reviewing the footage until satisfaction is achieved.
 
I wonder if she...hmm...likes the back porch as well. She looks like the type that doesn't need her porch wrapped up if you catch my drift. Unnnnnnnnnnnnprotected sex if you pick up what I'm putting down. She's promiscuous and sleeps with everyone if you understand. Lots of intercourse if you're following.
 
I wonder if she...hmm...likes the back porch as well. She looks like the type that doesn't need her porch wrapped up if you catch my drift. Unnnnnnnnnnnnprotected sex if you pick up what I'm putting down. She's promiscuous and sleeps with everyone if you understand. Lots of intercourse if you're following.
I’m 14 what is this
 
The only interesting thing here is the fact the homeowner was home and watched the woman steal their shit. Fucking idiots.

Not really. Could have been an older woman or someone who isn't really able to do anything physically to stop someone from taking it. We had a dude here who tried to stop the kids who were going around opening unlocked car doors. He chased one of them down and got stabbed in the gut. I don't know about you but I'm not taking a knife to the gut over an amazon package.
 
Not really. Could have been an older woman or someone who isn't really able to do anything physically to stop someone from taking it. We had a dude here who tried to stop the kids who were going around opening unlocked car doors. He chased one of them down and got stabbed in the gut. I don't know about you but I'm not taking a knife to the gut over an amazon package.
Guess I'm more referring to the fact that rather than open the door and take their package inside before it was stolen, they just watched someone take it. Either they're really stupid, or it was all set up get a video to post online.
 
Skanks are getting wilder and bolder
 
Guess I'm more referring to the fact that rather than open the door and take their package inside before it was stolen, they just watched someone take it. Either they're really stupid, or it was all set up get a video to post online.

Ah I see what you mean. It's possible. Hell of a coincidence that they were right at the door as the criminal was.
 
Guess I'm more referring to the fact that rather than open the door and take their package inside before it was stolen, they just watched someone take it. Either they're really stupid, or it was all set up get a video to post online.
those ring cams you can view it from your cell phone at work
 
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