International Police robots go on patrol at Singapore airport

[NoSmilez]

Fun Fact. I moved to Singapore when I was 18, back in 96 and was mistaken on more than one occasion for Michael Fay.

It's ok. The locals kept on asking me if I played American football in college...

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

It's kinda weird seeing some conservatives champion Singapore because there is no way in hell conservatives would put up with a Singapore style paternalistic and micromanaged society.

I'm all for it.

You know there are more varieties of conservative other than American right?

 

[MicroBrew]

I'm all for it.

You know there are more varieties of conservative other than American right?

My comment was about our conservatives; specifically the ones who cheer on Singapore justice.

 

[Kardashians]

Much better.

 

[DragRacer]

Sperm shortage?
Sheeitttt… guess I need to catch a plane to China and get to work.

With courage and perseverance I could help raise the average height of Chinese males over time, and sobeit … I am a benevolent man so this is a cross I must bear.

- Her husbunad cheated on her using one of those machines.

Hands-free vibrating 'sperm extractors' with adjustable speed and grip settings are being used in Chinese hospitals to help donors who are too embarrassed to masturbate

• Bizarre machine is being used over in China to help men donate their sperm
• 'Sperm extractors' are used by men who can't or don't want to masturbate
• The £5,000 machine has a lubricated 'massage pipe' which can be adjusted
• It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the 'extraction' process.

The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Tech Center claims they sell around 10,000 of the machines every year, according to reports

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

The extractor machine might seem like an unusual way to deposit sperm, but the Chinese government said it could be the solution to their semen supply shortage.

'Hospitals mostly use masturbation as their collection method, without providing a venue or equipment,' said Ding Guijiang, inventor and chairman of China's Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology Center.

'This makes collecting sperm on the spot very difficult. In order to meet clinical demands, we invented this automatic sperm extractor, which is also user-friendly.'

Chinese hospitals introduced the machine in September, 2012 in a Nanjing hospital, the capital of Jiangsu province.

Guijiang said the machine can replicate the physical movements during a sexual contact by moving back and forth. Urological patients, who cannot produce sperm without assistance, found the extractor useful.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...-sperm-extractors-used-Chinese-hospitals.html