Crime Police Officer appears in Court without Trousers on

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The man, who identified himself as Officer Matthew Jackson of the Detroit Police Department, was wearing boxers but did not appear to be wearing any pants, the outlet reported. He appeared in the 36th District Court via Zoom on Monday in a hearing for a reckless driving and public intoxication case.

“The Detroit Police Department requires its officers to represent themselves in a dignified and professional manner while attending court proceedings,” Detroit Police Chief Todd Bettison said in a statement. “The involved officer's actions are not representative of the professionalism of this department.”

 
Detroit doesn't even have clean drinking water, can they really afford to pull rank on these types of formalities?
 
If we can call head coverings religious freedom -- then no pants should qualify too. Maybe the man is a disciple of the church of the holy breeze -- you know -- worshiping fresh air and rejecting leg prisons?

Judges wear robes like cult leaders -- politicians wrap themselves in flag colored hypocrisy -- but one guy skips pants, rocks his boxers -- and suddenly we’ve reached a form of moral dilemma?

That’s not indecency -- that’s honesty in its rawest form.

Who hasn't done a "top forward" presentation in modern times while the bottom remains a comical (but generally hidden) joke. Dude needs to level up his ninja skills or just go completely along with freedom of religion and no pants... sorta like "Jackson and no bank" -- it could turn into a pivotal point in American history.

Matthew "No Pants" Jackson -- I stand with you. Well, maybe not this morning.... that could get me in trouble as well -- but as a "no pants crusader" -- you have my fully erect support.

History won’t remember the pants we wore -- only the truths we dropped while half n3kkid...
 
That's Flint you're thinking of
I fucked that up, lol.

Detroit police deserve a pass on things like wearing pants, for years they had threatened to strike amidst unchecked crime and brutal gangland cop murders since 1987 or so.

They even invented a top of the line cyborg cop, the last great Detroit original model. And he still got fucked up half the time, he ate baby food and shot rapists in the dick, but it wasn't enough.

They had to declare bankruptcy after defaulting on a loan before eventually getting privatized.
 
I watch a lot of court docket videos, and I've seen many people get in trouble for not treating zoom as a courtroom for their hearing, etc
Seen one where the guy is in his car during zoom court, then the judge goes hey you driving? Your license is suspended, what the hell you doing driving?
 
Yoga pants....
No panties

With or without a zoom meeting
 
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