Pliny Petes Luchastravaganza Thread

[Pittie Petey]

THE KING OF SLEAZE JOEY RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YES!!!!!

 

[Burning Hammer]

Watching the replay cause I had family over

First match was really good
The presentation of it reminded me of Street Fighter or Tekken
New Lucha bitch got ass

Drago was my favorite when season 1 first started
That inside out blockbuster he hit on Jack Evans looked brutal
Never liked Jack Evans and I still dont

I liked your post until you said you didn't like Jack "The Dragon Slayer" Evans. You're a B-Tier poster in my eyes today dude. You wanna e-lucha bro? I've been eating Mexican food all day. I'll rek u kid

 

[Pittie Petey]

Hes a poor mans Angelico

 

[Burning Hammer]

Hes a poor mans Angelico

Pfft, Jack Evans is the street version of Angelico. If you wanna say he's the poor mans than I guess that's your take on him. Forever a dragon slayer - Jack Evans

 

[electricfuneral]

i like jack evans outside of lucha underground. I just think hes a meh heel. He is a great athlete though. I want to see drago be pushed

 

[Sexy]

Best part is hes introduced as being from Baja California

And they got Mexicans in Texas you racist bastard

Of course they do, ILLEGALLY! Jokes aside, why is he billed as Texano when he is Mexican? I thought the name 'Texano' meant you were from Texas and identified as Texan/American. I thought the whole point of the gimmick was that he is better than other luchadors b/c he is Texan/American, and not Mexican.

 

[Pittie Petey]

Of course they do, ILLEGALLY! Jokes aside, why is he billed as Texano when he is Mexican? I thought the name 'Texano' meant you were from Texas and identified as Texan/American. I thought the whole point of the gimmick was that he is better than other luchadors b/c he is Texan/American, and not Mexican.

Well hes really Texano Jr because his dad was El Texano but the name and gimmick just means hes a cowboy

 

[electricfuneral]

what does everyone think of the upside of texano? He is pretty big, physical style and can be a great heel while being pretty young. Decent on the microphone too but an awful face.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I like him as a brawling heel, keep him as a crazy roughhousing Stan Hansen type(or as close as you can get to that in a lucha style)
Like you said hes big enough to pull that off and look opposing next to 160 lb Luchadors

 

[Pittie Petey]

Dario Cueto was on Always Sunny this week

 

[Pittie Petey]

Lotta sexual tension between Ivelisse and Catrina in the opening

Scissor! Scissor!

 

[Pittie Petey]

What is this the all commercial episode

 

[Pittie Petey]

Joey Ryan just came to the ring and started rubbing baby oil on his weiner
Cook really needs to start watching Lucha

 

[Pittie Petey]

Was that the first Dusty finish in Lucha Underground history?
I think it was

 

[Pittie Petey]

Willie Mack boutta get him some Sexy Star ass tonight

 

[Pittie Petey]

Watching the replay just so I can see Ivelisses fat cooter trying to bust outta her drawers when Chavo has her legs split wide open

 

[Sycho Sid]

Was that the first Dusty finish in Lucha Underground history?
I think it was

Not a Dusty Finish. Clear winner, just a neat way to win.

NXT was closer to the Dusty finish.

 

[Jobber]

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0217/607750/lucha-underground-losing-money/

 

[Stargazer Rex]

They need to charge for admission and start putting out DVD's.

I'd buy the first season in blu ray.

 

[clutchit]

Unique finish to the main event was a nice twist, although I was hoping Pentagon Jr would get it. Joey Ryan as a sleazy cop, yes please. The things I would do to Ivelisse are only legal in 4 states.

Hopefully LU can strike deal with Univision or Telemundo can't remember which one they were in talks with after season 1 or start charging for tickets. PWG is up to 70 for front and LuchaVaVoom is right around so LU should be comparable.