please before or please after?

[HUGHPHUG]

Circumstantial

I find most chicks dig a clean cut penis

 

[SalvadorCollie]

If I shat my pants and said "excuse me" and someone said "bless you" and I said "thanks" it wouldn't work would it!?

You’re far too considerate of the Hyposmiac community. They’re more prevalent than racists in social circles.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Prease.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Haha
I've started ignoring the "Bless you" but feel too bad so end up awkwardly saying "Thaaaanks" or some other lame shit... But why feel bad? i'm the one with snot all over my shit and likely to have a cold..

If I shat my pants and said "excuse me" and someone said "bless you" and I said "thanks" it wouldn't work would it!?

Ha! no but I'd definitely thank someone for blessing me after doing that!

 

[HUGHPHUG]

They start with:
"Sorry for bothering you..."
22 "please"s inbetween and another "sorry" at the end.

Canadians, amirite...

My wife is Irish and she approaches a lot of people with a 'sorry' as opposed to an 'excuse me'

 

[SalvadorCollie]

I find most chicks dig a clean cut penis

Eventually sex with anyone gets boring.

love the quote “somewhere there’s a 10/10 and someone is tired of fucking her.”

Date fatties.. they’ll love you til the end.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Please do whatever you please, please.

 

[THE Red Beard]

I treat my pleases like my jab...

Spoiler

lead with it

 

[Clippy]

I wanna know what @Clippy thinks
so I can disregard it

I'll never tell

 

[THE Red Beard]

I'll never tell

Pretty please?????

 

[ralphc1]

 

[IIIIIIII]

well?

example

Can you please advise the cost of 1400 square pig's noses?

Can you advise the cost of 1400 square pig's noses please?

I like to start with a please so they can see the politeness early, but then I feel dirty for not saying please at the end

the first one. if you say please at the end, it sounds like you're pleading for them to do it. saying please in the beginning gives the person the chance to say no.

 

[minute bull]

What is "please?"

What....is pleasure?

FIRE BAAAAAAAADDDDDD.

 

[j123]

First one; Second one makes it sound like you're begging for their approval. First one is more courteous and formal

 

[fungi]

Pretty please?????

Many fleas?
Too much grease?
Broken knees?
A striptease?
20 peas?
Smelly cheese?
Little geese?
Sky high fees?
Sign the lease?
Lost your keys?
Saw con dees?

 

[THE Red Beard]

Many fleas?
Too much grease?
Broken knees?
A striptease?
20 peas?
Smelly cheese?
Little geese?
Sky high fees?
Sign the lease?
Lost your keys?
Saw con dees?

@Zebra Cheeks

I ended your rhyme...

 

[lifelessheap]

They start with:
"Sorry for bothering you..."
22 "please"s inbetween and another "sorry" at the end.

Canadians, amirite...

Just keep importing Muslims. Problem solved.

 

[fungi]

Just keep importing Muslims. Problem solved.

WR=====>

P. s. Fuck importing inferior culture.

 

[M4rk]

Can I have some cheese and a little salami as a snack?

Please and thank you

This is the Ron Swanson way.

 

[fungi]

This is the Ron Swanson way.

This is the @lsa way: