Platinum Mike Perry poses a serious question

Half of those guys on that list likes pussy, not ass, so no worrys.
 
NEW RULE

WE GO BY OUR SHERDOG JOIN DATE

And I'm still screwed

Yeah... I'm not sure what your birthday is... but Ima go out on a limb and say you're better off going with that than getting locked in there with July.
 
I'd knock Jon the fuck out on night 1 to get the top bed and then wake him up every morning with "Hey Pussy, ya there?"
You WANT the top bunk? By all means, take it.
You better not step on my fuckin mattress with your funky ass feet getting up there or your getting bounced.
 
If Brock never actually went to prison, should swap his face with Derrick Lewis.
Now, there is someone you don't want to share a cell with.
 
imagine all those in a big brother house. That would be entertaining!
 
Shit, I got Aleksander. Worst of them all ):
 
i bet you are 6.5, 300 lbs and shredded
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poor floyd
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You don't have to be 6'5 300 lbs to have a size advantage over a guy who used to box at 130 bruh
 
How many of these guys got done for robbing senior citizen like you tin-foil ?
 
I’m with him> Thiago Silva
At least he’s chinny, maybe I score a lucky ko
 
Alright, Jeremy Stephens!
Got a chance eh bruv? My join date is Jan 2013. @UL said use join dates to see who you pair up with and I got Jeremy as well. I stand way more of a chance against Jeremy than my actual bday which is December....lol...Tyson as a cell m8....eekk
 
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