Pigeons don't even move out of the way for me anymore

[Clippy]

It's starting to mess with my psychologically - I walk around town which is mostly pigeons and as I approach them they do not move ... I have to move around them! I snap my fingers make kicking motions and whatever and they aren't bothered.

Recently I went for a drive and a pigeon crossed the street with his friends but was walking VERY slowly .... I slowed down hoping it would move and it got out of sight and under my car. I carefully drove on and didn't run it over but wtf

I also hate seagulls. I go to feed the birds on my porch and seagulls show up even though they were not invited -- go back to the sea you fucking ... sea gulls

I did see a small pack of geese on my walk with baby geese next to them and that was cool. I wish I had a camera but my phone camera don't zoom no good

 

[Armbars]

start stamping on them.

 

[Clippy]

start stamping on them.

My oldest grandfather hated them too, he didn't want them pooping on his roof

He had large boards that he used to slap together to make noises to scare them off

 

[Lovestorm]

 

[Clippy]

Can't see

 

[Sir Galahad]

You can call @Pugilistic for advice.

 

[ralphc1]

Grab them and cook them.

 

[DarkneT]

Pigeons have never been a problem for me personally

Seagulls though..

Parking up the other day and one out Alpha's me and makes me park in a different bay
Came back to the car and it's sat on top

 

[Clippy]

Pigeons have never been a problem for me personally

Seagulls though..

Parking up the other day and one out Alpha's me and makes me park in a different bay
Came back to the car and it's sat on top

The best thing I ever saw was someone put a Tim Hortons paper bag of something (doughnut) or something on top of their car while they frigged around with their keys and whatever else they were carrying and a seagull swopped in and grabbed the bag and flew off.

I watched it all and the guy looked me and said "... did that really just happen?"

I laughed pretty hard

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

When I used to live in Norcal I'd sometimes get up early in the morning and go outside and there would be turkeys standing on top of people's cars. I guess they'd come down from the hills early in the A.M and stand on cars and be all like worldstar!

 

[DarkneT]

The best thing I ever saw was someone put a Tim Hortons paper bag of something (doughnut) or something on top of their car while they frigged around with their keys and whatever else they were carrying and a seagull swopped in and grabbed the bag and flew off.

I watched it all and the guy looked me and said "... did that really just happen?"

I laughed pretty hard

That's 'the best thing you ever saw'

I'd rate vagina higher personally

 

[Clippy]

When I used to live in Norcal I'd sometimes get up early in the morning and go outside and there would be turkeys standing on top of people's cars. I guess they'd come down from the hills early in the A.M and stand on cars and be all like worldstar!

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[Clippy]

That's 'the best thing you ever saw'

I'd rate vagina higher personally

I mean you really had to be there

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

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<Lmaoo> clippy you got me AGAIN with that pic today!

 

[DarkneT]

I mean you really had to be there

I also want to apologise for that comment
I just realised it's a clippy thread so it needs to be kept clean as you are under the age of 16

 

[Clippy]

I also want to apologise for that comment
I just realised it's a clippy thread so it needs to be kept clean as you are under the age of 16

You just made the list

 

[aunshi189]

A while back a man was sunbathing wearing loose shorts and a seagull swooped down and ripped off his nut.

 

[DarkneT]

You just made the list

Finally

 

[Lvnvmma]

 

[Mmaprovost]

It's starting to mess with my psychologically - I walk around town which is mostly pigeons and as I approach them they do not move ... I have to move around them! I snap my fingers make kicking motions and whatever and they aren't bothered.

Recently I went for a drive and a pigeon crossed the street with his friends but was walking VERY slowly .... I slowed down hoping it would move and it got out of sight and under my car. I carefully drove on and didn't run it over but wtf

I also hate seagulls. I go to feed the birds on my porch and seagulls show up even though they were not invited -- go back to the sea you fucking ... sea gulls

I did see a small pack of geese on my walk with baby geese next to them and that was cool. I wish I had a camera but my phone camera don't zoom no good

Must be Iron Mike's pigeon's you keep happening upon

The eggplant will salute other pigeons by the way @Clippy