Pick two. They will defend you and the rest will try to kill you

[Uncommon Valor]

 

[Phlog]

The Rock, Kermit and me have this covered for fun!

 

[Dulfus]

I'm taking Dwayne and Kermit

 

[Peteyandjia]

Bonus round:

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Who's the looking dude middle top row?

 

[Kaybee]

2 Rocks and 30 Devitos

Why would anyone pick a single Ellen The Generous? Also have no idea who the black guy is or the dude with the tie but they don't seem like threats

 

[Dulfus]

Bonus round:

I'm definitely taking the gun. Inclined to take the gorillas, but I think the birds would be a bitch to fight off, so I'll take them too.


Bear vs gorilla would be a gnarly fight to see though, for real.

 

[Uncommon Valor]

2 Rocks and 30 Devitos

Why would anyone pick a single Ellen The Generous? Also have no idea who the black guy is or the dude with the tie but they don't seem like threats

Don Cheadle.

 

[lsa]

Who's the looking dude middle top row?

Thats Justin Beaver

 

[SugarKrok]

Ksrmit is like 2 feet tall. Devito would Mark Hunt drop him.

Devito and Rock is the only winning choice.

 

[SteveColdStone]

I’d let Ellen attempt to kill me because then I would have an excuse to do the world a massive favour

 

[lsa]

Ksrmit is like 2 feet tall. Devito would Hunt drop him.

Devito and Rock is the only winning choice.

arent you trying to bang a chick?
What are you doing here? Already given up?

 

[IloveTHIS]

two Rocks.

this isnt even a real question

 

[IloveTHIS]

Im pretty sure one Dwayne Johson alone could singlehandedly kill 50 Bernies and 50 Devitos

 

[lsa]

two Rocks.

this isnt even a real question

How come you only get 1x Ellen?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I’d let Ellen attempt to kill me because then I would have an excuse to do the world a massive favour

This was actually gonna be my answer

I'd love to fight Ellen

 

[lsa]

This was actually gonna be my answer

I'd love to fight Ellen

Ellen by arm bar

 

[Noveltymortar]

Ksrmit is like 2 feet tall. Devito would Mark Hunt drop him.

Devito and Rock is the only winning choice.

I agree with this assessment. Rock obviously because he's huge and probably knows how to fight, and Devito seems batshit insane.

 

[Alphaboy]

Ellen and Don Cheadle.

The rest will know better than to attack a protected group.

 

[Alphaboy]

Bonus round:

The rats and the gun... I'd actually put the gun down.

Y'all may not understand just how much 10,000 is.