Relationship Pick my door!!!

[THE Red Beard]

I'm drinking Shipyard Pumpkin heads right now enjoying the end of East Coast FCF and I need your help boys!!!

Wife and I are replacing the door that leads to our deck. Frame took some water damage and we want a better door. We are 50% Sherdoggers so we are loaded. You are probably asking yourself, "Why is Red so good at wooing women and also what does he need our help with???" Both great questions! The first answer is I fux bro...I fux.

The second question's answer is I want YOU to pick my door. The hair cut thread was fun.

 

[mb23100]

Get a medieval drawbridge




Might have to move your deck

 

[Drain Bamage]

Pic of wife

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Excelsior]

I favor a portcullis, myself.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Get a medieval drawbridge


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Might have to move your deck

Should I do a moat? You think moat has something to do with boat? Close letters...

I favor a portcullis, myself.

Define the p word

 

[Deleted member 405583]

A nice solid redoak door with a colonial themed inlay of a shadface

 

[Pliny Pete]

Just hire two fat guys to stand there and block it 12 hours apiece

 

[DougMastersCassettePlayer]

If you guys have a dog(s), something like this-

 

[Contempt]

I'm drinking Shipyard Pumpkin heads right now enjoying the end of East Coast FCF and I need your help boys!!!

Wife and I are replacing the door that leads to our deck. Frame took some water damage and we want a better door. We are 50% Sherdoggers so we are loaded. You are probably asking yourself, "Why is Red so good at wooing women and also what does he need our help with???" Both great questions! The first answer is I fux bro...I fux.

The second question's answer is I want YOU to pick my door. The hair cut thread was fun.

I don't think you can past some nice french doors leading out to a deck:

...or was this response too serious for what was intended for this thread?

 

[sweetviolenturg]

 

[aerius]

Missile resistant blast door

 

[hohner]

As someone who brewed all the Shipyard beer for the south east for a while, don't drink that shit.

 

[plataoplombo]

The ones that fold a slide to one side.

 

[Zer]

 

[TheTickG]

Should I do a moat? You think moat has something to do with boat? Close letters...



Define the p word

Buy a door that's already attached to a boat, sell the house, and live on the sea.

 

[Lethal_Striker]

 

[Karl_Hungus]

You're welcome.

 

[genecop]

 

[Fedorgasm]