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Kup - you are old as shit and hate youth and fun in general. You have rusty hernias. You can transform into an El Camino because that was cool back whenever the hell you were made. But you have some kick ass old war stories and people tend to follow your lead.
This is your toy:
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Wheelie - you're a bitch-made robot that weighs about 50 lbs. You can't fight for shit and you have a slingshot as a weapon. A slingshot. You have a squeaky little voice and can transform into what looks like a cocoon with wheels. Your girlfriend sits on other robots laps in front of you.
This is your toy:
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Soundwave - you are evil but you're a good soldier and follow orders and do what you're told. You're also loyal. You got a badass voice that makes the guy from Scream sound like a pussy. You are nice enough to let 2 little dudes, a bird and a cat live in your chest rent free.
This is your toy:
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Hot Rod - you are the coolest of the cool. You are Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club in robot form. You're young, cocky and full of robot testosterone. You don't always use the best judgement and you're not all that bright, but female robots want you and male robots are jealous of you. You can transform into some kind of pointy rocket car. You have wolverine-like claws on your forearms that can shoot freakin lasers. One day you will grow up to be a great leader, but you gotta get your shit together first.
This is your toy:
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Megatron - you are a badass in every sense of the word. You carry a tank canon on your arm and also one on your back because fuck it why not? You are a leader and others are terrified of you. But you are a bad influence. Your ruthless tactics may come to backfire on you one day but for now, you're the king. You can transform into a very realistic looking hand gun. So realistic looking that I'm positive there is no way in hell a toy maker could get away with selling it to kids these days. But kids in the 80's weren't pussies and you're part of the reason why.
This is your toy:
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Trypticon - you are a big ass tyrannosaurus. You are basically metal Godzilla. And you can transform into a whole damn city.
This is your toy:
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Blur - you are a speed freak who never shuts the fuck up. You annoy everybody around you and even Optimus Prime has considered shooting you in the face. You are a good and nice guy but your love of crystal meth will undoubtedly take it's toll on you later in life. You love action sports, running and adderall.
This is your toy:
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Caitlyn Jenner - you just, you just really should not have picked #8.
This is your toy:
Kup - you are old as shit and hate youth and fun in general. You have rusty hernias. You can transform into an El Camino because that was cool back whenever the hell you were made. But you have some kick ass old war stories and people tend to follow your lead.
This is your toy:
2.
Wheelie - you're a bitch-made robot that weighs about 50 lbs. You can't fight for shit and you have a slingshot as a weapon. A slingshot. You have a squeaky little voice and can transform into what looks like a cocoon with wheels. Your girlfriend sits on other robots laps in front of you.
This is your toy:
3.
Soundwave - you are evil but you're a good soldier and follow orders and do what you're told. You're also loyal. You got a badass voice that makes the guy from Scream sound like a pussy. You are nice enough to let 2 little dudes, a bird and a cat live in your chest rent free.
This is your toy:
4.
Hot Rod - you are the coolest of the cool. You are Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club in robot form. You're young, cocky and full of robot testosterone. You don't always use the best judgement and you're not all that bright, but female robots want you and male robots are jealous of you. You can transform into some kind of pointy rocket car. You have wolverine-like claws on your forearms that can shoot freakin lasers. One day you will grow up to be a great leader, but you gotta get your shit together first.
This is your toy:
5.
Megatron - you are a badass in every sense of the word. You carry a tank canon on your arm and also one on your back because fuck it why not? You are a leader and others are terrified of you. But you are a bad influence. Your ruthless tactics may come to backfire on you one day but for now, you're the king. You can transform into a very realistic looking hand gun. So realistic looking that I'm positive there is no way in hell a toy maker could get away with selling it to kids these days. But kids in the 80's weren't pussies and you're part of the reason why.
This is your toy:
6.
Trypticon - you are a big ass tyrannosaurus. You are basically metal Godzilla. And you can transform into a whole damn city.
This is your toy:
7.
Blur - you are a speed freak who never shuts the fuck up. You annoy everybody around you and even Optimus Prime has considered shooting you in the face. You are a good and nice guy but your love of crystal meth will undoubtedly take it's toll on you later in life. You love action sports, running and adderall.
This is your toy:
8.
Caitlyn Jenner - you just, you just really should not have picked #8.
This is your toy:
