Pick 1-5 BEFORE Entering: Your New Prison Mate

[Horse Style]

I'm bored enough to try one of these so here we go. One of these choices will be your prison mate for the next year. Enjoy.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5. This isn't Venom. It's just the symbiote

 

[FierceRedBelt]

3.) The feminist chick

I'd stop her from eating 5 days a week and hope she gets remotely attractive within six months.

 

[RedRocket44]

Obviously just break your own neck by jumping off the top tier of cells if #2 is your cellmate.

#4 looks like he could be a psycho too.

#1 and #3 would be my bitch.

#5 isn't real. I'm not scurred of no cartoons.

 

[Tankeray]

Probably 1. We could chat about wu-tang and shit.

Number 3 would have fat smelly jelly roles so fuck that.

 

[MusterX]

Obviously just break your own neck by jumping off the top tier of cells if #2 is your cellmate.

#4 looks like he could be a psycho too.

#1 and #3 would be my bitch.

#5 isn't real. I'm not scurred of no cartoons.

Ummmm, #4 is one of the worst prison psychos you could ever be paired up with. He says he used to tell inmates you can give me your booty or I can take it, up to you. You can look around and find some interviews if you want.

 

[HelloJapan]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I love these threads.
Today was my unlucky day to pick 3.
Hoo boy, yeeeech

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

3.) The feminist chick

I'd stop her from eating 5 days a week and hope she gets remotely attractive within six months.

Your stopping and hoping would be in vain.
Hope does not float
And when you say stop it will continue

 

[trolololol]

I got #3. Gross.

Who is #4?

 

[Matt4786]

3. I think I'd be doing life in no time.

 

[John Wang]

See sig.

Idk who he is, but i guarantee him and I will have a blast

 

[MusterX]

I got #3. Gross.

Who is #4?

You guys don't know about Fleece Johnson? He is known as the Booty Warrior. He says booty is more important to him than water.

Here are a couple clips, don't know if they are different or the same because I don't want to hear him talk.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Prison threads on sherdog
are generally created by weenies

 

[Max Power]

Nice, my bro Shkreli.

 

[auger38]

Picked 3.

Spoiler

 

[SherdogGoat]

Id pick #1 and him my prison bitch

 

[sub_thug]

Picked #1. Finally, success! Sure, he's a total douche. But we could pick stocks and talk Wu Tang together, and he'd be a total bitch. #2 would always be trying to murder me, #3 would make me kill myself, #4 would always be trying to rape me, and I don't know who #5 is, but he looks like he's supposed to be evil incarnate.

 

[Horse Style]

Picked #1. Finally, success! Sure, he's a total douche. But we could pick stocks and talk Wu Tang together, and he'd be a total bitch. #2 would always be trying to murder me, #3 would make me kill myself, #4 would always be trying to rape me, and I don't know who #5 is, but he looks like he's supposed to be evil incarnate.

#5 is the symbiote from Spiderman

 

[Stargazer Rex]

2

Would love to share some ideas with that guy

 

[sub_thug]

#5 is the symbiote from Spiderman

Oh. Venom? I'm not a comic book guy, but I saw Spiderman 3 (which totally sucked). By the way, Topher Grace would be a terrible cell mate. He just seems like he'd whine all the time about what happened to him in the showers and how he can't wait to "finally get out of there." Quit making bitch noises dude, and just suffer in silence. Be a man, protect your butt, and just be cool so that you can get out of the joint.