Pick 1-5 BEFORE ENTERING: Your new best friend

I got Master Seagal. Within only weeks, I will be a deadly weapon.
 
Me and my best friend gonna hit up the bar scene this weekend

 
Picked #1. At least I know that we are all getting laid. These games have really sucked lately. Can we start including good options?
 
I would have liked to make America great again, unfortunately I am likely gonna get date raped.
 
Picked 3. At first I was upset, then I realized the biebs would be my wingman and give me all the chicks he wouldn't want (the 8/10's of the world). Let's go punch some paparazzi!
 
Picked #3! Me and the fucking Biebs just crooning on bitches like the modern day Rat Pack. I can live with that.
 
Bill Cosby? I'm happy with that.
 
Sweet I got Sensei Seagal. Now I can learn the art he has worked so hard to perfect. Now my name is no longer BC 206 for now I am BC Kun.
 
3. Cool, I get his fallout pussy.
 
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