Pettis' kickboxing record

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Judo Thai Boxer said:
One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.
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You forgot about Todd.
 
After one week of training BJJ I ordered one of them nice pyjamas for rolling on Amazon.
While doing that I realized I get free prime video with Amazon prime. Send a mail to Netflix demanding a discount . They gave me 50% off (for a yearly payment) and a K1 invitation.

I was so pumped I called Dana and told him I want more money or I'm off to K1.

Next day in da mail I found a voucher covered in fake snow with a 25% discount on Reebok UFC grill hybrid.

"So we are sending old shit now"?
Pissed I called Nick.
We started our own K1 promotion called SKYHIGH.

Our first event "Don't be scared to spam Homie" will have as main fight k1 Hughes vs BearManPig spamming high kicks and overhands.
Winner gets Danas grill.
Dana twitted that it's f#ckn illegal but whatevs.

Ciao
 
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Aldo still smashes him
 
I've been mimicking shogun's leg kicks for 5 years now and look up to Prime Mike Tyson. I made a video and posted it on youtube of my right hook / leg kick combo. I got an email telling me how I'm the next Tyron Spong and a contract. No big deal.
 
I assume Pettis' kickboxing record is similar to that of Wonderboy's and Michael Page's...
 
VitoCorleone said:
After one week of training BJJ I ordered one of them nice pyjamas for rolling on Amazon.
While doing that I realized I get free prime video with Amazon prime. Send a mail to Netflix demanding a discount . They gave me 50% off (for a yearly payment) and a K1 invitation.

I was so pumped I called Dana and told him I want more money or I'm off to K1.

Next day in da mail I found a voucher covered in fake snow with a 25% discount on Reebok UFC grill hybrid.

"So we are sending old shit now"?
Pissed I called Nick.
We started our own K1 promotion called SKYHIGH.

Our first event "Don't be scared to spam Homie" will have as main fight k1 Hughes vs BearManPig spamming high kicks and overhands.
Winner gets Danas grill.
Dana twitted that it's f#ckn illegal but whatevs.

Ciao
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horseshoe_pass man said:
i was actually genuinely invited to k1 when I was 19. I had recently won a regional championship and they were looking to bring in young new prospects, so they reached out to me thru my gym. In the end though i had to turn them down because of my complicated living situation at the time. I was serving a four-year sentence in a kenyan prison for squashing a child in my car
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Underrated post lol
 
315MMAFighter said:
Its time. Bump dis ho
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Funny you should bump this thread.

There is a Dojo right next to the espresso place in my neighborhood in Houston. I was going there this morning to get a cheese danish,,, @HughPhug knows I’m a big foodie.

Anyhow as I’m getting out of my car in the parking lot I hear these guys from the dojo laughing and I look over to see what’s going on with them.

There is this little kitten that is hungry and hanging out by the espresso place and one of the dudes from the dojo (he was in a Gi, I could only see the back of him) this dude kicked the kitten and the thing yowled and flew across the parking lot and slammed into the door of my car!!!!

I yelled: “Hey, that was some cruel shit” “What the fuck’s the matter with you?”

The guy turns around and starts walking toward me and I notice he is wearing a red belt... He squares right up to me and says: “So what coffee boy?”

I presented only the slightest twitch feint with my left shoulder and Red Belt took it hook line and sinker... I followed up with a couple of quick palm Strikes and a rather sloppy knee as he was falling... It all happened pretty fast.

The whole thing was caught on the parking lot security camera, and just this week I received not only an invitation to compete in the next K-1 event, but also a full time offer to combat train the Houston police force...

Also... Black Beast
 
Duke Roofus p4p striking coach GOAT, only he can take a world champion and make him 8-8 in the UFC
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