This would be one for the ages.
Perreira backflips into an off the cage, spinning high leg kick by Theodoruu. Hits him in the head and KOs him
Sherdog claims kick-to-downed opponent in PBP and Heavies. Joe Rogan starts screaming that Perreira was down, and that everyone should be fired
The judges rule it a clean KO, because Perreira's feet were off the mat, and only his hands were down.
Theodoruu becomes a sensation for the UFC.
After getting a finish bonus (and extra Reebok coupons), he hires GSP as his head coach. GSP spends tons of money and time training and promoting Theodoruu. The potential is all there.
They setup a somewhat unsual Coach/fighter agreement, Theodoruu had to split his purse with GSP everytime he beat his opponent. With the help from GSP, Theodoruu wins 3 decisions in a row and claims to bring the belt back to Canada.
However, Dana still cuts Theodoruu from the UFC for being boring
They both go bankrupt.