He's so American he has to go to Columbia to train and find women (that he pays for anyway...I guess those south Florida girls are getting too expensive for Douche-ington)
One thing I have learned about altitude is that 7's and up love it. I got with a hot chick in Colorado and New York but the Colorado one was a lot happier.
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