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  1. Ralphage

    Ralphage Black Belt

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    Put you're favourites here. Here are a few of mine:

    #1 Orlando Jones. Oh man, don't even get me started on this one. I shriek in horror every time Mr. Jones pops up on TV, whether it be in one of those excruciating 7-Up ads or in a spot for an upcoming movie. I deem him the slapworthiest of them all.
    [COLOR=orange-red]#2 The Verizon Guy.[/COLOR] Can you hear me now? That's the sound of my sock paw slapping you in the face you annoying little pisant. I'll give him a few choice words that he'll hear loud and clear.
    #3 Rosie O'Donnell. Okay Rosie, I didn't like you when you were a VJ on VH-1, and I still don't like you now. This sock finds you incredibly unfunny. Now come on over here and meet the back
    of my hand....
    #4 Justin Timberlake. I know I'm going to alienate a lot of his
    young girl fans here, but this N'Syncer just makes my sock skin crawl. Especially when he's making that pained face and whining when singing. (I bestow the coveted Pimp Slap
    Award upon Justin.)
    [COLOR=dark red]#5 Fred Durst.[/COLOR] I won't say too much about this one for fear of getting my little sock heiny in trouble. But Mr. Durst, I've got a little paw here that would like to meet the side of your face. Get
    over yourself. And P.S. I'm the nookie master, not you.
    #6 Julie Andrews. I'd like to take this "dame" and shove that magic umbrella where the sun don't shine. Doe, a deer, a slap in your mouth.... I'm not a complete monster - I have much sympathy for her about the voice thing. But I still want to smack her from here to Monterey, mister.
    #7 The "Zoom Zoom" Kid. I kick the TV every time those Mazda commercials come on and that freakin' kid hispers, "Zoom Zoom." Hey kid, Zoom this!
     
  2. Charles Bronson

    Charles Bronson Brown Belt

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    I agree on Justin Timberlake for sure...:)
     
  3. ART SANTORE

    ART SANTORE Green Belt Professional Fighter

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    ummm pee wee herman in the beggining.
    that chick with the lamb puppet.
    the red head on 1800callmegay
    and skelatore for never beating heman
     
  4. drunk boxer

    drunk boxer All your drunk boxer are belong to us

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    chi ti man chi ti heman?
     
  5. no_gi

    no_gi Willie's a cunt

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    Joe Rogan and Jeff Probst
     
  6. PabloPittbull

    PabloPittbull Purple Belt

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    I would definitely like to slap Jenna Jammison on her arse with my dick.
     
  7. Stupafly

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    I'd slap around every single guest on Jerry Springer (minus the strippers) cuz obviously there parents didn't do it to them when they were little and thats why they ended up on Jerry
     
  8. PabloPittbull

    PabloPittbull Purple Belt

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    I would also like to slap that Avril Lavigne, or how ever the fuck you spell it.

    The bitch needs a serious sledgehammer to the temple.

    Hound, It's all your fault.
     
  9. Stupafly

    Stupafly Guest

    I'd slap Mikey J around but I'd probably knock his nose off.
     
  10. JIMPANZEE

    JIMPANZEE Brown Belt

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    ttt
    Justin Timberlake...

    SPLITTING UP WITH BRITNEY!!! YOU FUCKEN :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!!!
     
  11. SEXY BEAST

    SEXY BEAST Guest

    All those are great suggestions but what about that orbit cunt? :mad:
     
  12. C++

    C++ White Belt

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    I would like to slap that imbecile named Treelo first.
     
  13. Ralphage

    Ralphage Black Belt

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    C++, why are you so hostile?? I bet you got beaten up a lot in high school.
     
  14. JIMPANZEE

    JIMPANZEE Brown Belt

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    Maybe its coz he got picked on in high school
     
  15. Ralphage

    Ralphage Black Belt

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    I think you might be right.

    But personally I think it's because he got picked on in high school.
     
  16. Milkman Dan

    Milkman Dan Black Belt

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    I found a picture of C++

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Ralphage

    Ralphage Black Belt

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    hehehehe :D
     
  18. JIMPANZEE

    JIMPANZEE Brown Belt

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    MMA is a stalker
     
  19. Ralphage

    Ralphage Black Belt

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    And that's a good thing.
     

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