https://www.dailydot.com/irl/paul-flart/ Florida security guard was fired from a hospital after documenting his farts via Instagram for 6 months, according to Vice. The account, called @Paulflart, touts upwards of 28 thousand followers and features over 70 videos of the ex-employee farting on the job. The security guard, who goes by Paul Flart online, has deemed himself the “fart authority.” ........................ While frequently farting may have been repulsive and unsanitary at its worst, the grounds for his job’s termination was actually based on his constant phone usage while at work. Although Flart, whose real name is Doug, has yet to disclose the name of the security company or the hospital he worked for, the company’s policy places strict prohibitions on cell phone usage and recording in uniform on a client’s private property. In the video, Flart notes that he has not shown logos or revealed the name of the company in his farting efforts. So which of you geniuses is this "Paul Flart"? @Clippy @ShinkanPo @Peteyandjia I can only speculate.