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Paul Flart: Security guard films himself farting for 6 months, gets fired

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  1. SSgt Dickweed Red Belt

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    https://www.dailydot.com/irl/paul-flart/

    Florida security guard was fired from a hospital after documenting his farts via Instagram for 6 months, according to Vice. The account, called @Paulflart, touts upwards of 28 thousand followers and features over 70 videos of the ex-employee farting on the job. The security guard, who goes by Paul Flart online, has deemed himself the “fart authority.”
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    While frequently farting may have been repulsive and unsanitary at its worst, the grounds for his job’s termination was actually based on his constant phone usage while at work. Although Flart, whose real name is Doug, has yet to disclose the name of the security company or the hospital he worked for, the company’s policy places strict prohibitions on cell phone usage and recording in uniform on a client’s private property. In the video, Flart notes that he has not shown logos or revealed the name of the company in his farting efforts.


    So which of you geniuses is this "Paul Flart"?

    @Clippy
    @ShinkanPo
    @Peteyandjia

    I can only speculate.
     
  2. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Would have been better if it was Paul Fart
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I say he has about 48 hours to declare he's trans, put on a rabbit costume and tell his old boss to suck his dick and balls if he wants his job back.
     
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  5. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    https://www.instagram.com/paulflart/

    I like how all the video thumbnails look the same but some have way more views than others. As if people were scrolling through each fart to find a good one and then shared it with their friends.
     
  6. punky brewster Red Belt

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    I won't say who it is, but I actually used to date his sister. She was a freak. I mean I would get all up in that, and light her ass UP!!!




















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  7. So when's he gonna get on Kimmel? Hes the Ellen for freaks.
     
  8. ShinkanPo 神官ポー

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    Is @Peteyandjia a Fart Supremacist too?
     
  9. ShinkanPo 神官ポー

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    A farting Trans? Hahaha
     
  10. 5crew Black Belt

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    I don't use social medias. Only on Mayberry I get to read important worldwide news like this.
     
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  12. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    Florida.... WHAT A STATE!!!
     
  13. Lights Out 101 Brown Belt

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    What a dickhead
     
  14. Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Well at least he has 28000 precious Instagram followers
     
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    Or Trans Fart

    Get it?

    get it?
     
  16. Madmick Zugzwang Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  17. ShinkanPo 神官ポー

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    <DCWhoa>
     
  18. blaseblah Steel Belt

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    It's a play on Paul Blart
     
  19. TestosterOWN ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ้้้้้้้้้้#O͙ͦͯͦͯ͛

    Dudes a loser. 31 years old recording himself farting at his security job guarding a hospital. FLORIDA!
     
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    Its awesome cause someone somewhere will offer him a job. Porbably higher paying. Not based on skill or talent, but because he was on the internet for five minutes.
     

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