Partying with Rockhold story...

[Th3Sav4ge]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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he either hulked smashed a chick and she had to grab on for dear life or he got buck cherry'd.(crazy bitch)

also thanks for posting. i cant use the other gifs/memes i mentioned but at least i didnt lose this gem

who ever made it deserves 100 internets

 

[DivineMind]

Ok. Here is a story. It doesn’t involve Luke Rockhold, or cocaine (I have other cocaine stories though)


So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.

I go back to her dorm room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.

as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.

We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.


So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.


Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.

I remember this story. The girl kept stalling until you agreed to turn off the lights before she went down on you.

Then her gay friend swapped with her and did the deed, and went back under the bed.

I know this because I was working in the cafeteria (just got out of prison) and heard the gay man bragging about it and the girl wistfully regretting that she wasn't able to snatch your wallet before the transaction completed.

 

[greenstone]

You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?

Spoiler: door number 1

Jackson

Spoiler: door number 2

Edmond

Spoiler: door number 3

Cordeiro

Spoiler: door number 4

Firas

Spoiler: door number 5

Hume

Your opponents(pick one at random):

Spoiler

Tank abbot(prime)

Spoiler

CM Punk

Spoiler

Ronda Rousey

Spoiler

Yoel Romero

Spoiler

Your next door neighbor

Spoiler

Anthony Johnson

Spoiler

Gabe ruediger

Spoiler

Gabi Garcia

Like i need raphael cordeiro to knock out some old man. This is for mowing a 6" strip of lawn at the edge of my property just to let me know its time to cut the grass

 

[greenstone]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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Nice to know these fighters are just ordinary people after all.

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

 

[Volador]

Ok. Here is a story. It doesn’t involve Luke Rockhold, or cocaine (I have other cocaine stories though)


So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.

I go back to her dorm room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.

as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.

We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.


So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.


Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.

Haha that is amazing. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a true Sherdogger confirmed

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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Haha, that's quite good. You've redeemed yourself.

 

[Willek]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

 

[Brom Bones]

This happened a few years ago.

It was a typical Friday night when I used to live in San Jose. Summertime. I was hanging out at the local adult bookstore, in the theater room. There were a couple of good looking guys, but none of them returned my glances. So I decided to head on down to the booths in the back.

I took the next to last one and waited. Again, nothing going on for a while until someone finally entered the last booth. The person puts his money into the machine and a few minutes later I still my finger through the glory hole. After a few more minutes I hear someone clear his throat and proceed to stick his monster circumcised BWC through the hole.

I went to town for what seemed like an hour. My jaw was absolutely killing me, so I switched to my hand. Had to use both hands and still couldn't wrap them around his gigantic member. After about 15 minutes of this, he shot with no warning knock or anything. Hit me in BOTH eyes with the force of 1000 suns.

I had to get a peek at the God that had done this to me, so I look into the glory hole the best I could with spunk all in my eyes. I'm 99% sure (even with my impaired vision) it was Luke Rockhold. I caught him on the way out the booth door, but I can't forget that distinctive jawline profile. He had a beanie pulled low, but I know it was Luke.

I came back every day for two weeks and spent the whole time in that same booth, but alas, no Luke. :-(

 

[PicoPulse]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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Its good to know Luke is exactly how I imange he is.

 

[J Danger]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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why you posting the man’s business like this dude

 

[Livingenergy]

TS

Rockhold looks even hotter when he has the weight he normally walks around with. Just sayin

 

[ejlarson249]

EDIT

The lower info is a copy and paste of TonOdank's (a white belt) response in a recently bumped thread.

The thread was about white belts who can't make threads.

He made the below claim.

So I made the thread. Tagged him. Awaiting him to fulfill his obligation:


@TonOdanK

"I have a story about a buddy of mine and I partying with Rockhold (pic included). I guess it will have to wait until I decide to start posting more"


Let's hear it...

Even if I spoke English as a second language, I STILL don't think I could understand that...

 

[Maripucci]

What a minute is he really going to tell us about that night?

You weren't told to sign the NDA too? Wtf

 

[davidlemonparty]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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Thats a real moist story bro

 

[Soulkrusher]

I can only assume it was a gay drunk threesome... in an airport... while the Nog brothers were feeding a carrot to a bus

You can almost picture them trying to engage it in conversation ha

 

[Based and White Pilled]

Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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Good story. You're honestly kind of a snake for posting this here, though.

 

[Bobby Pistachio]

I will assume it involves Luke fumbling over his words, getting frustrated and separating himself from the situation.

 

[CieloLuce]

it was in a couple year old thread. maybe someone like me seen it and reported idk.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/the-just-bleed-god-will-be-satisfied-tonight.2447221/page-6
this thread^

im not goin on the dick hunt lol but here are 2 gifs i used a couple times myself

ok i went on the dick hunt........... theres a ton of old dead img links. this thread had legendary material to me at that time so i used it as a great point of reference when looking for those specific gifs/meme. no wang unless its in a dead link now for those weirdly curious

Thanks for being the hero bro.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

ok i went on the dick hunt........... theres a ton of old dead img links.

Did you try Res-erecting them?

 

[BluntForceTrama]

My cousin literally has partied with Rockhold, gone to clubs and house parties with him, done blow with him multiple times. Luke is a partier. He’s got photos but I ain’t posting them. My cousin said Luke pulled soo many girls

He exhibits classic fighter to a lover syndrome traits
It would seem he's unfit for the game now