Partying with Rockhold story...

[Morris88]

Ran into Luke at the airport.

I said "Luke, do you know if there's an ATM in this terminal?"

He said "I don't give directions to guys like you"

Touched him with the jab etc etc....

 

[Paolo Delutis]

i got a story for ya. i was searching for 2 funny old shoops in the Just Bleed God thread that had nate diaz losing to josh thompson. its old af.

anyhow like 3 years ago or more i was in the thread and someone had changed their post to a dick pic. the thread had like 70 pages or more and in one of them was some dudes dick shot. i never told anybody.

Lmfao then why the fuck are you telling us now lmao.....


















Unless you were the poster of the D shot

 

[Morris88]

i got a story for ya. i was searching for 2 funny old shoops in the Just Bleed God thread that had nate diaz losing to josh thompson. its old af.

anyhow like 3 years ago or more i was in the thread and someone had changed their post to a dick pic. the thread had like 70 pages or more and in one of them was some dudes dick shot. i never told anybody.

Hahahaha that is a great story, thanks for sharing

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

Lmfao then why the fuck are you telling us now lmao.....


















Unless you were the poster of the D shot
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tf outta here it was me lol. i never told anyone cause who am i gonna tell? pm a mod about some dudes unimpressive meat? tf i look like. but this thread is so trash i figured id share this story cause its actually true.

the shoops were The "This Thread Delivers" meme with stephan bonnars head on the delivery driver annnd(thinking) i cant remember maybe the edson barboza matrix shoop but its been so long. but i used that thread as a link to get to those shoops. it was the old grey and red sherdog before the site change, maybe even 2 changes ago

this version looks about right.

 

[Warehouse]

Wouldn't it be simpler if he just made the thread himself once he's no longer a white belt? Is the story that great that it can't wait a while?

 

[Paolo Delutis]

tf outta here it was me lol. i never told anyone cause who am i gonna tell? pm a mod about some dudes unimpressive meat? tf i look like. but this threadis so trash i figured id share this story cause its actually true.

the shoops were The "This Thread Delivers" meme with stephan bonnars head on the delivery driver annnd(thinking)

Ahahhaa.





Just playin homie....somebody caught yellows for sure tho cuz MODS are pretty good with that shit

 

[gunlok]

Plot twist: his friend's name is Fabricio Werdum

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

Ahahhaa.

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Just playin homie....somebody caught yellows for sure tho cuz MODS are pretty good with that shit

it was in a couple year old thread. maybe someone like me seen it and reported idk.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/the-just-bleed-god-will-be-satisfied-tonight.2447221/page-6
this thread^

im not goin on the dick hunt lol but here are 2 gifs i used a couple times myself

ok i went on the dick hunt........... theres a ton of old dead img links. this thread had legendary material to me at that time so i used it as a great point of reference when looking for those specific gifs/meme. no wang unless its in a dead link now for those weirdly curious

 

[Mohawk Mauler]

Sounds like an evening with Jon Jones

This is why half my reserve hates Bones,he went full Jon Snow with all the rez girls when he came around lmao

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I had to re-read my own thread to just make sure it wasn't my story and I am who I think I am

and.... are you?

 

[andrejxvii]

I got a party story. Any time Luke Rockhold gets knocked out is an occasion to celebrate.

 

[gaffbyknees2]

I heard the story. Some chick at the party thought Luke was hot and wanted some. She sat on his face but the impact KO'd him.

 

[Nihongi]

I've got one.

This was back when Luke was banging Demi L.

We were partying at a beach house right after a red carped event south of Santa Monica and Demi was lit on some kind of dab.

She was trying to tie the tails of two cats together and throw them over a cloths line. I mean it was a mess, her arms were all scratched up and she couldn't feel it I guess because of the dab.

Luke was like "what are you doing Demi, this is California, the home of PETA and people have cameras! She was like....... "Fucking Cat Thunderdome" this shit is going to be great.

Finally Luke saved the cats by throwing a bucket of Ice water on Demi. She did not respond well and that's when they broke up.

Minutes before the incident
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[kingmob6]

My cousin literally has partied with Rockhold, gone to clubs and house parties with him, done blow with him multiple times. Luke is a partier. He’s got photos but I ain’t posting them. My cousin said Luke pulled soo many girls

yea he be pulling girls, but he has horrendous game...I know I know he doesn't need it.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

This better involve Rockhold having sex with a Sherdogger.



Preferably male.

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

im bored tf random white belt turn ur phone on

 

[sonofjay817]

EDIT

The lower info is a copy and paste of TonOdank's (a white belt) response in a recently bumped thread.

The thread was about white belts who can't make threads.

He made the below claim.

So I made the thread. Tagged him. Awaiting him to fulfill his obligation:


@TonOdanK

"I have a story about a buddy of mine and I partying with Rockhold (pic included). I guess it will have to wait until I decide to start posting more"


Let's hear it...

Worthwhile post. Without it, we'd never know this story existed.

 

[Bwagster]

I've got one.

This was back when Luke was banging Demi L.

We were partying at a beach house right after a red carped event south of Santa Monica and Demi was lit on some kind of dab.

She was trying to tie the tails of two cats together and throw them over a cloths line. I mean it was a mess, her arms were all scratched up and she couldn't feel it I guess because of the dab.

Luke was like "what are you doing Demi, this is California, the home of PETA and people have cameras! She was like....... "Fucking Cat Thunderdome" this shit is going to be great.

Finally Luke saved the cats by throwing a bucket of Ice water on Demi. She did not respond well and that's when they broke up.

Minutes before the incident
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Did Luke tell her to Let It Go?

 

[Superior]

Cool story bro, love this.

 

[Deleted member 576123]

Wouldn't it be simpler if he just made the thread himself once he's no longer a white belt? Is the story that great that it can't wait a while?

Some of the white belts in there have been white belts for yyyeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrsssss